• 6 hours

    Oh yeah? Well where I live I can drive for a solid 24 hours and never leave my county.

    Because I live on O’ahu and I’d be driving in circles (or sitting in rush hour traffic coming from Westside into town, yeah)

    • Another four hours to Cornwall and you are still in Ontario.

        • 4 hours

          Google maps says that journey would currently take 14:45, presumably at a legal speed, and while that’s long enough to split over two days, you probably can do it in one go. It’s not speeding that’ll get you, but tiredness.

  • i constantly hear stories of Europeans who won’t visit family because the drive is too long. i ask how long and they’re like “20-30 minutes” lmao. it has taken me that long to get to the store in some places I have lived in the US lol

    • 13 hours

      You should check out Western Australia. Texas is tiny in comparison.

      Edit to add:

      • There’s a joke that if you wanna piss off a Texan tell them we should cut Alaska in half and make TX the 3rd biggest state. Western Australia is still bigger though.

    • California is pretty similar if you’re going north to South… if you avoid commute hours. Then you’re looking at. 16 hour drive.

    • I think you can also drive in California in a straight line for 16 hours. I mapped it once during a slow work day lol

      • Yeah, I5 will take you from Mexico to Canada. And that drive across CA is long as shit when you’re going north to South.

        And CA has some world-famous high-traffic spots around places like LA, which makes it even worse during commute hours.

        San Diego to Oregon is, IMHO, better done as a 2 day drive. And both of those days are still going to suck.

        • Yeah,we did Vancouver BC to Tijuana and I think about half the drive time was going into and out of LA.

        • If you’re on the road, it’s wise to hit peak outside of urban centers.

          • It’s kind of hard to avoid getting screwed around places like LA, the Bay Area, or Sacramento. You kind of have to go through them, and unfortunately, most of the side road shortcuts are no longer secrets. GPS has been offering up those shortcuts to drivers for a while now, and even the workarounds are slow.

            Your best weapon is to avoid those areas during commute hours and to plan ahead.

    • What’s with the dip down to Marfa? I mean, it would be dark by the time you go there, so I guess watch for the lights?

      • 17 hours

        Idk tbh. Not sure why this route detoured instead of staying on the highway, but it only shaves off like 45 minutes

    • That’s the joke. Americans say Europeans can travel 8 hours and touch x number of states but in America you don’t leave any.

  • It’s also possible to drive through about ten countries in 8 hours in Central Europe.

  • Shoulda started on the southern Maine border. You can touch 10 states in about 8 hours.
    (ME NH MA RI CT NY NJ PA DE MD)

    • Yeah, the east coast is great for just collecting states. Come out west, and some states can take 12 hours to cross – a mostly straight corridor.

  • The question is, how many states will you visit during that drive through Germany?

    • The highlighted route is only four states compared to the six states, therefore Deutschland is bigger than USAland.

    • 19 hours

      Yeah, the creators of the meme kind of bungled the punchline by choosing another federation as the European example. Because you literally will drive through several German states as well.

      They should have chosen France or Poland, or Sweden, I think most people underestimates how big Sweden is in an European perspective.

      • 17 hours

        I mean, it is a shitpost in the shitposting community

        Bungling the meme, if anything, is right on brand lol

      • 20 hours

        I only count one. Mostly because I only know of one and its location with certainty.

          • 20 hours

            I know. I just never bothered to learn them, on the account of being scandinavian.

            But I picked up somewhere somehow at some point that Munchen is in Bayern.

            • That’s fine, it’s the most important one anyway.

              Signed, a totally not biased Bavarian

              • Right, it’s the one place you’ll want to avoid at any cost. The only sign that allows you to do a U-turn on the highway is “Willkommen in Bayern”.

                Signed, a definitely biased Swabian

                • Certainly not a Bavarian Swabian.

                  But tbh Bavaria should be split up anyway. Bavarian Swabia should go to BW, Franconia should be its own state and Old Bavaria should be split into occupation zones.

              • we should have pushed Bavaria to Austria… :)

                – greetings from Hamburg

              • 20 hours

                Looking at the map, I think I’ve actually been to all of them except Brandenburg and Saarland.

                EDIT: Unsure about Thüringen. And upon checking the autobahn map, I may have briefly been to Saarland.