Or, if he wanted to stay in business as a well-remunerated organ-grinder’s monkey, an apolitical entertainer who guarantees a good show to anyone who likes his songs regardless of politics, he should have vetted his supports better, as you can’t have it both ways.

He’s a Putinist and an anti-vaxer.

Those golden eagles can have laser eyes to shoot down any incoming missiles (or bags of drugs catapulted over the border by MS-13, for that matter).

The incoming missiles to justify this can be provided by the fact that there’s now a prominent structure packed with ammunition standing at the centre of the US capital, a target too good to pass up.

Superheroes are an inherently culturally American concept, and this comes through when authors from other countries do them.

Case in point: Britain. They had a few superhero cartoons like Bananaman and Supergran, but they were inherently parodic, stretching the bombast inherent in the concept to breaking point and deriving humour from the juxtaposition between that and the small, shabby details of everyday life in the UK. Though one could argue that the actual British equivalents of American costumed crimefighters would be James Bond and/or Doctor Who, though these don’t fall neatly into the category.

“as per my last email…”

In the EU, buying online from Germany (or occasionally Poland) is generally the best value option.

AI slop. (The asymmetrical shapes of the adapters, and cables inexplicably appearing/changing colour, give it away.)

If you can do a reasonably standard English accent, Americans will mentally add 20 IQ points to how intelligent they perceive you to be.