Rooting through a bargain cage in the 90’s i came across an interesting looking game called Dungeon Keeper…

Jesus christ, this is why Chaim Potok’s Chosen used to be mandatory high school reading

Well no one’s gonna grab it are they

Owen Wilson

Well, we’re back at the same general level of computer literacy we were at the turn of the century so…

And so it seems the stalker has become the stalkee. Delicious.