Well, getting on the thing in the first place was definitely a mistake. I didn’t spontaneously become less coordinated when I got on.

Cultural appropriation is cultural diffusion + being an asshole about it.

I’m thinking about getting a fez, probably a good handmade one. Fezes are cool.

Faceplanted off a Lime scooter. $6700 to remove and replace a tooth.

A screenshot doesn’t really help; a transcript is better

Canderous Ordo: Carth, you fought in the Mandalorian Wars, didn’t you? We may have faced each other in combat. What battles were you in?

Carth Onasi: I try not to think about my past battles too much. The horrors of war are something I’d rather not relive.

Canderous Ordo: The horrors of war? My people know only the glory of battle. I’m disappointed in you, Carth. I thought a warrior like you could understand.

Carth Onasi: I’m not a warrior, I’m a soldier. There’s a difference. Warriors attack and conquer, they prey on the weak. Soldiers defend and protect the innocent — mostly from warriors.

I could see either Druski making a parody or Ben Shabibo funding a movie, but definitely not both. And I’m not sure Benny-boy has the cash now anyway.

And if the roads are 400% driveable, you stick to them!

He had a whole goddamn sentencing hearing where they sentenced him to nothing. Explicitly.