I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
- Shayeta@feddit.orgEnglish23 hours
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
- 18 hours
My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
- 1 day
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table
- Krudler@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill
- maxthemummer@lemmus.orgEnglish23 hours
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
- 2 days
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it’s satire.
- 17 hours
The name makes it clear if you can spell and associate loosely related concepts.
- ClownStatue@piefed.socialEnglish1 day
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
- skisnow@lemmy.caEnglish22 hours
Andrew Tate sounds like a satire of Andrew Tate half the time. Trolling teh libs by being ridiculous is part of their whole shtick
- 1 day
These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another ‘alpha Male’ influencer in some of his reels.
- 2 days
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
2 daysYou won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
- 24 hours
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
- 18 hours
If there are staples in your chili’s, you are eating a refrigerator magnet.
- 2 days
He also got the “2 can dine for
$10.99$25.99” and ate it all.-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?
- 2 days
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
