MinnesotaGoddam

Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!

See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs

I’m picky my bidet must have warm water. Unless it’s fucking hot, then I use the cold tap guest bathroom bidet.

Not Fafe Sor Uggos

i have a flat tire on my bike. got a workrack so i can work on it at home without getting on my hands and knees. threw out my back putting the bike on the rack this morning. gonna have a flat a little longer

There was Prototype, which experimented with in game ads a while back. They sold ads on the billboards in NYC in the game. They seemed less obtrusive

Get? Use an old phone

Ginger Baker would like a word

Pure unadulterated hatred

I have an electrical cheese deblocking machine (I think it’s called a grater) and I can’t do parm. It smells like feet to me. And not good feet like taleggio. Get me romano

Dude just wipe

I have a couple of friends, they are great bakers and they love my pasta sauces. So half the time when we have a pasta dinner together they make the noodles from scratch and I cook much of the rest. I think we both win in that exchange.

I thought we were having sour steam

I honestly think life is missing something without the magical worldview of religion. It’s why I keep starting joke cults (that people end up taking way too seriously. No really, look up the cult of the whale in Utah. That was one of my more recent religious accidents) but like, the second you start substituting the “magic” for reality you end up in trouble.

is not a bad basis for a code of morals.

Have you had a good brown butter and mzithra linguine? You should, it’s really easy to make (if you can get your hands on mzithra) by which I mean I see no reason our noodly siblings can’t join. Spaetzle goes with like everything.

I’m in jerboa, and if I click on the link/broken image symbol the image loads. I haven’t checked web interface but I can later.

It’s a quirk of some sites. Or using mp4, idk.

The infinite is possible. The unattainable is unknown. The only limit is yourself.

Weebls stuff

I don’t remember the program, but I remember drawing collaboratively with friends in IRC. Program reminded me of Paint

I was trying to find background music the other day while I did chores. Unless you know a specifc channel, there’s a good chance your search takes you to Aimusic instead of music.

I’ve been known for having strong opinions from time to time