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- 2 hours
She was probably turned off by the fact that they aren’t maps, but rather nautical charts. :(
- errer@lemmy.worldEnglish1 day
This thread is completely devoid of map sea monster facts and that’s a travesty
20 hoursSometimes, the map monsters are green.
#moderatequalityfacts
- 20 hours
Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot
Look, this little light keeps the sea monsters at bay. Well, that and the moon
- 1 day
I would like to hear this 27 minute lecture on sea monster map placement.
- 1 day
Can I get a longer version? Maybe with drawing classes, because those maps were awesome!
- 4 hours
They drew stories of sailors as accurately as possible. whales, sea lions etc
they also thought the sea had everything that land had so they invented some monsters like sea dogs
they put the monsters where people saw the real animals, where the water was dangerous and where they didn’t want other people to go like their secret fishing spots
- moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish4 hours
where they didn’t want other people to go like their secret fishing spots
If I were a sea monster this is exactly the rumor I’d be spreading. “It’s just an awesome fishing spot! Not my home or anything.”
- 23 hours
This is top tier flirting and I should be so lucky to have it directed my way. Luna can get it.
You’d think she was just being friendly and completely miss the signal.
- 23 hours
I have a hard time reading “phobia for eggs.” I feel like it should be phobia of eggs. Or egg phobia.
They had had a bad experience with with, so i get trying for for phobias.
- Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish19 hours
ikr I think one of the main reasons the Nemi comics never hit it big in the US is bc they don’t have very good translations.
Try dating other autists, normies don’t uh, speak your love language.
I never wondered why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
I am now wondering why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.
- 4 hours
one interesting reason is drew monsters where they didn’t want people to go like their fishing spots
(the monsters were an indication that the sea was dangerous there)
- moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish4 hours
That’s what I’ve always done when I draw old maps. Hope I haven’t been doing it wrong this whole time.
If she doesn’t want to hear your dissertation on sea monsters then she’s not the one.
- 1 day
Agreed. Not because she’s as fascinated by it, although that would be a plus. But she should be enjoying the time with you, seeing what makes you excited. If that doesn’t attract her, move on.
Be sure to do the same for her interests also. You don’t have to be captivated by her hobbies or knowledge of something, but you should like watching her explain it to you.
Plus, it just sounds interesting. Who wouldn’t be interested by that? I’m always baffled by people who don’t like to learn random shit.
- 1 day
Agree completely- I adore people who are excited about anything and tell me about it with enthusiasm!
That said - it needs to be mutual. Awesome for you to lecture me on your passions - but it’s not a fun relationship for me if you aren’t also eager to hear about the things I want to share.
- 1 day
Unironically. When you find the one, they will love you because of this, not in spite of
- 24 hours
Every once in a while I’ll say something completely incorrect so she talks science to me.
No no no. You need to start by explaining the evolution of mapmaking, before focusing on the monsters.
Non-map people don’t have enough background on maps, so you must provide that first.- bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish1 day
That must have been the problem. I feel like it’s the same problem I had, not describing the backstory to middle earth fully to my date as I told her of the third age…
- 22 hours
How did you expect her to understand the significance of the Númenor and the sword of Elendil, or Aragon’s reluctance to claim his rightful throne, let alone the rings worn by Gandalf, Galadriel, and Elrond? Or why there are exactly nine ring wraiths?
Honestly, did you expect her to just accept the notion that some existential evil was for some reason deciding to wake up now and begin terrorizing the entire known world, without knowing the reasons why, or why destroying this old piece of jewelry is the only way to defeat the evil?
Even the movies cover that part in the very beginning!
- 1 day
Unironically if I went on a date with someone and they infodumped for 30 minutes about sea monsters on old maps I think I’d fall in love lmao.
I mean, 27 minutes barely seems enough for a proper introduction to such a vast subject.
- 1 day
They didn’t know what was there so they made pretty art… thats basically the gist of it… so yeah… you got the introduction in a sentence…
Not hating 27 minutes is either to much or or not enough… but in this case not the right person
- BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish1 day
She got lucky, clearly her date was actually a sea monster disguised as a human, a clear attempt as using lonely humans as a slightly more ethical food source rather than sailors who might have family at home waiting for their return.
