X-Men did it.

Though I wouldn’t claim it to be an objective truth, my wife has previously declared me both cute and fuzzy.

Though I may have (consensually) pawed at her on occasion, she’s never claimed that I have paws.

This is a more accurate review than I could have written. I appreciate seeing it.

Yes. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

I thought that I was the only one to think so, so it’s a relief to read this and discover that I’m probably not a sadist for enjoying the regeneration mechanics.

I also vaguely remember enjoying Wolverine’s Revenge, but the main things I truly remember about that game are the Weapon X helmet and the tracking mechanics, so it’s possible it wasn’t that great.

Listen, presumably.

You’re going to kill me with a teacup?