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- 9 days
I don’t know how else to describe it other than that it’s just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- 9 days
But didn’t that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
- 9 days
It’s rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.
- 9 days
Oh, ok, well that sounds fine… But they get hard when they’re cold. Thinking about it, it’s kinda odd you don’t get hard when you’re cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)
9 daysWait a minute. You’re right. Why DOESN’T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?
- 9 days
Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.
- 9 days
Shrinkage doesn’t hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
- Burninator05@lemmy.worldEnglish9 days
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it’s boredom.
- Feathercrown@lemmy.worldEnglish8 days
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
- hayvan@piefed.worldEnglish9 days
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
- TheJesusaurus@piefed.caEnglish9 days
Being locally cold doesn’t make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It’s a response to your core body temp primarily.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
- 9 days
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno… Hopefully that wasn’t offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y’know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It’s not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn’t painful.
Don’t worry about being offensive, I genuinely can’t think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
- teslekova@lemmy.mlEnglish9 days
Heh. Like walking into cold water, the moment it reaches the base of your balls… Eeeek!
- 9 days
Thank you for sharing and that’s good, I hope it keeps shrinking, lol.
I dunno, people get offended by random things I never consider until it’s too late. For some reason, I didn’t even register it as a trans statement until after I tapped post and then I felt bad.
Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn’t be this comm if everyone didn’t talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.
I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody’s balls*
- BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish9 days
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
- 9 days
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
- 8 days
I just showed my wife this meme and she literally said “we do the same thing with our boobs.”
- 9 days
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Women do it too it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
- 9 days
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
- 9 days
I also think it could work as an all cis boy act if they were aggressively and overtly feminist and lgbtq+ supportive with their lyrics and/or behavior
- 9 days
For me, it’s like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.
- troybot@piefed.socialEnglish9 days
*Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering
- 9 days
In retrospect I think Al was just always constipated, the only time in my life that I would’ve turned down sex with Katy Segal is when I hadn’t shit for 10 days(lots of opiates after surgery). I’d have paid for a toilet to go to college by the end of it if it meant I could shit
Side note, I loved that they referenced the show again in Futurama, where Katy Segal got to do the voice.
- 8 days
Lol it’s extra funny how he both did that joke but also was very careful to make it clear he wasn’t really putting his hand anywhere near his cock.
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- 9 days
Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.
The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.
- EmptyAsparagus@piefed.socialEnglish9 days
couldn’t explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm
- 9 days
I can’t speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you’re not already aroused. I’ve seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.
- 9 days
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
Wow genital mutilation sounds horrible. I can’t believe some countries still allow vasectomy.
- 9 days
It’s not mutilation if it’s done to a consenting adult. This applies to both vasectomies and circumcision. Sometimes there are medical reasons for either procedure.
Ohhh ok so then removing a 16-year-old’s wisdom teeth is dental mutilation, right?
- 8 days
If it’s not medically necessary, yes. Not all wisdom teeth need to be removed, but some do. It’s kind of like foreskin in that way.
- 8 days
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
