I LOVE this blog.

https://www.tumblr.com/cad-comic

Most people have seen “Why did you blender explode” but there are some other great comics here. I like the Garry’s Mod and “You math increase!” ones.

Oh god now that you point it out I can’t stop seeing it

Thinking memes need to follow the tone of the scene they come from is kind of like thinking acronyms need to be pronounced the way the first letter of each constituent word is pronounced

You’re arguing against a version of me that doesn’t exist. Why do you insist on thinking I’m disagreeing with your overall point and insulting me accordingly when I have made it explicitly clear multiple times that is not the case? I wasn’t being sarcastic, “they” really are surveying you. Not just audio and video either; they can use wifi to track your physical location within your home.

My point is only and exclusively that you are making inaccurate claims by being overly broad in your language.

Learn to read.

Why green though

Predicts their own posts are shit

“I win haha”

I too can “beat” a grandmaster in chess if they’re playing to win and I’m playing to lose

Yes, they™ are very interested in your activity. You don’t seem to have understood my point, which is that saying things like “certainly” and “guaranteed” only hurts your credibility since you cannot actually guarantee or be certain of those things.

Rapidly push the lever up to eject your toast and grab it midair. Works 95% of the time

Correct vibe but many unfounded assertions that cannot possibly be correct in technicality