Yes. Brian from Family Guy had mushrooms one episode. Bojack Horseman did drugs to write his autobiography. Pretty sure Snoopy smokes weed, and Scooby Due is definitely second-hand high from Shaggy all the time
Seth Taylor
Musician and filmmaker UK/EU
Frontman & only writer of No Outlines
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Hey isn’t exotic plasma that thing ghosts leave behind in Ghostbusters?
3 daysWe have lots of brains but we only use 10% of them
Front on a regular day. Hind when you’re feeling really frisky.
You’re right. I literally forgot the first two Y. Or rather I assumed they were implied.
“Keep your mind light and your booty heavy. Ask your doctor for our antidepressant today!”
me: I’m sad
Local feral cat: Here’s my three kittens. I must go now, my planet needs me
Vet: This will be expensive and exhausting for you
Therapist: Pets would be good for you, but you won’t be able to keep up with the necessary work and routines. Maybe at a later time.
me: Oh yea? I’ll show you! I will attempt to keep up with the necessary work and routines!
Me again: I failed and broke down immediately
Still me: gotta give up the cats
Yet again me: Perfect…
More like seat warmer, am I right, folks?
Stick around, we have a great show for you tonight aaaaaand we just got cancelled for that joke I just did
Finally, I can buy Fox News and turn it into what it was meant to be: 24/7 news about foxes
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
We have a Roger Waters style far-right politician in Romania. Her name is Diana Sosoaca. She’s pro-palestine and a close friend to Russia. Appears on Russian TV regularly. She’s terrible and a true anti-semite. She is pro-palestine literally because she is anti-semitic. She’s also in legal trouble for promoting fascism.