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Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one’s probably really hot. Just not in the way you’d prefer…
- 4 days
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
- Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish4 days
My autism requires me to first get my shoes on in order to think straight.
But nothing feels better then slipping my socks off to be barefoot under a cool blanket and finnaly stop havjng to think.
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
- 4 days
I currently have a torn toe nail and I’m terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I’m currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.
4 daysStraight up, what’s with this dayshift post?
I’m out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they’re over there sleeping!
I haven’t slept at night since I was a wee lad!
has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
- Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish4 days
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
- 4 days
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
- 4 days
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
- 4 days
I recall my friend’s brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.
- corsicanguppy@lemmy.caEnglish3 days
He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.
As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)
- 3 days
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
- 4 days
Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.
- korazail@eviltoast.orgEnglish4 days
And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
- korazail@eviltoast.orgEnglish4 days
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
