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Seems like you haven’t played a Nintendo game in a while.
Even their Mario Kart series add new stuff in every edition. Which is just a racing game and how much can you improve on that? Well Nintendo found a way every time.
Nintendo is an awful company with lawyers that sue anything that isn’t nailed down. But there is a reason why their consoles sell so well.
The majority of jokes aren’t around pain. Don’t conflict your own limited humor with everyones.
Here is one:
There are 2 pizzas in the oven.
Says one of the pizzas: “It is getting warm, isn’t it?”
Says the other pizza: “EWW, a talking pizza!”