6’1 eunuch

No has never no’d so hard.

I should have called it Phallogoria

And very difficult to scrub the grease off of

I just hate Adobe.

Having them is fine, bragging about them is not.

Bombing people didn’t prevent the Nobel Prize committee from awarding Obama. Trump won’t get one because he’s dumb af and keep saying the quiet part out loud.

We could start considering that urban planning in America has always been aimed at making protesting almost impossible. That and most people being one paycheck away from homelessness.

If you write “money that could be spent to improve the citizens’ life” in Sharpie above your ass and the person eating you out wears a toupee and a red tie you could pass it as performance art.

Trump would execute people because they didn’t grovel enough at his feet.

Found the lone dentist out If 10

Lemme brush me gums with asbestos

They can go f*ck themselves.

I stopped using Samsung products when they locked the bootloader with the One UI 8.5 update and before that I probably only skipped a couple of generations of Galaxy Note and Ultra phones.

I understand wanting to keep customers inside your ecosystem, but that should be done through convenience, not by holding hostage the hardware I already paid for.

I’m not a cinema expert, but some camera work (especially in the sewers) reminded me of the early games. There are some passages in which the movie brilliantly subverts expectations (no spoilers). The RE movies with Milla Jovovich just throwed more CGI and highly-choreographed battle sequences at the problem.

All of that. Plus nuclear launch codes and a cohort of sycophants ready to drop nukes to hasten the Rapture.

The purpose of Newspeak was not only to provide a medium of expression for the world-view and mental habits proper to the devotees of Ingsoc, but to make all other modes of thought impossible.

you got to help me. His lips are so supple and plump now. He’s been maxxsmooching my pretty mouth for hours.