- some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish8 hours
This is my favorite posts this morning. Made me smile and silently laugh internally.
- 14 hours
this meme was literally my first exposure to porn when I was like 10 on my grandmas computer lol
I was just looking for hamster images to print and cut out because I had an obsession with hamsters 😭
- 14 hours
You’re not alone. John Oliver also has a hamster obsession.

But he also has a weird fetish for hamsters in speedo’s.
- 14 hours
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
- the_fuckler@nord.pubEnglish21 hours
X is a variable, implying the number is 18 now but it can fluctuate.
Porn site founders: We’re gonna build a porn site!
Open source platform founders (Mastodon, Python, Lemmy): Let’s name it after an animal and make it our logo!
XHamster founders:

Wait… This site is NOT named after Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister?
Uninstalled!
Wait… he is also an animal. It’s ok.
“We are worse than animals, we hunger for the kill.” Lemmy
- 22 hours
The official word from the devs is actually that it was named after Lemmy Kilmister AND the animal!
- JoShmoe@ani.socialEnglish18 hours
Knowing what xhamster is must be how leela feels when shes zapp brannigan.
- 23 hours
IVPN is awesome. I think they also upped the number of devices from 2 to 5. A year+ ago I remember trying to sign in with my acct on a 3rd PC and it wouldn’t let me, but now it says 5 on the website and it works 🤷🏻♂️
- the_fuckler@nord.pubEnglish21 hours
Do you know if they support port forwarding? And how’s their speed?
- 19 hours
Idk about the ports because I’m too dumb to understand or use them. There is a selection for a Preferred port and “add custom port” in the setting so maybe?
Download speeds are good. Don’t know if there’s a speed cap, but the highest I’ve gotten is ~32 MB/s (not Mb/s) which is plenty fast for my needs. Im thinking that’s my ISP cap, since I usually max out around the same on Steam downloads when off VPN.
For me the best part is you just need a CC number to sign up. It’s been a while, so this could be wrong, but I don’t think they even ask for a name or billing address. But I also use a digital card from privacy.com and make up fake names and billing information when I don’t feel it’s necessary to use them at XYZ website.
You get a randomly generated ID# from iVPN and that’s your login, so no password to forget either. I also like their client which has a lot of option (90% of which I don’t use or understand well enough).
- 18 hours
lmao you beat me to it. I used to do that to so many people. Hey have you heard of this new political party? Check it out!












