Or draw a pentagram on the first page and the text heil Satan

Physics explanations usually aren’t welcome anyway.

No no no, cleaning your ass is what holy water is for. At the entrance of every church they have a bidet for that.

My favorite part is how well it can be used to light a fireplace. Just tear out some pages, put some wood over it and light it. Secundair use is rolling paper when you’ve run out.

You’re not alone. John Oliver also has a hamster obsession.

But he also has a weird fetish for hamsters in speedo’s.

Slop

Even worse

I think this dish is better than it’s made out to be.

It’s made with ~11 cubes of sugar for a single portion. She just made awful rice with candy.