this meme was literally my first exposure to porn when I was like 10 on my grandmas computer lol
I was just looking for hamster images to print and cut out because I had an obsession with hamsters 😭
You’re not alone. John Oliver also has a hamster obsession.

But he also has a weird fetish for hamsters in speedo’s.
- 3 days
Somehow I think it would be a bigger problem if xhamster did have hamsters.
- the_fuckler@nord.pubEnglish4 days
X is a variable, implying the number is 18 now but it can fluctuate.
- 4 days
Porn site founders: We’re gonna build a porn site!
Open source platform founders (Mastodon, Python, Lemmy): Let’s name it after an animal and make it our logo!
XHamster founders:

- 4 days
Wait… This site is NOT named after Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister?
Uninstalled!
Wait… he is also an animal. It’s ok.
“We are worse than animals, we hunger for the kill.” Lemmy
The official word from the devs is actually that it was named after Lemmy Kilmister AND the animal!
- some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish3 days
This is my favorite posts this morning. Made me smile and silently laugh internally.
- 4 days
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
- 4 days
IVPN is awesome. I think they also upped the number of devices from 2 to 5. A year+ ago I remember trying to sign in with my acct on a 3rd PC and it wouldn’t let me, but now it says 5 on the website and it works 🤷🏻♂️
- the_fuckler@nord.pubEnglish4 days
Do you know if they support port forwarding? And how’s their speed?
- 4 days
Idk about the ports because I’m too dumb to understand or use them. There is a selection for a Preferred port and “add custom port” in the setting so maybe?
Download speeds are good. Don’t know if there’s a speed cap, but the highest I’ve gotten is ~32 MB/s (not Mb/s) which is plenty fast for my needs. Im thinking that’s my ISP cap, since I usually max out around the same on Steam downloads when off VPN.
For me the best part is you just need a CC number to sign up. It’s been a while, so this could be wrong, but I don’t think they even ask for a name or billing address. But I also use a digital card from privacy.com and make up fake names and billing information when I don’t feel it’s necessary to use them at XYZ website.
You get a randomly generated ID# from iVPN and that’s your login, so no password to forget either. I also like their client which has a lot of option (90% of which I don’t use or understand well enough).
- JoShmoe@ani.socialEnglish4 days
Knowing what xhamster is must be how leela feels when shes zapp brannigan.
- 4 days
lmao you beat me to it. I used to do that to so many people. Hey have you heard of this new political party? Check it out!













