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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyickplant@lemmy.world
5 days

Fight the real enemy

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    • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4 days

      But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?

      • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
        5 days

        Real enemy are people who don’t appreciate all boobs.

        • AvaddonLFC@on200.comEnglish
          4 days

          i remember you! lol

          • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
            5 days

            2012: free the nipple!

            2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change

              • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                5 days

                /*//themalenipple has entered the chat

              • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
                5 days

                TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!

                  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
                    5 days

                    And for Harambe?

                      • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
                        5 days

                        No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

                        Tits are for the climate

                          • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
                            5 days

                            Wait… so what are pussies for?

                              • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
                                5 days

                                Cuddles and chaos.

                                  • dkppunk@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    5 days

                                    Bunny!!

                          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                            5 days

                            Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

                            Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

                            Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

                              • Darkard@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                4 days

                                Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy

                                  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                    4 days

                                    See also: Boobarchy

                                  • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                    5 days

                                    Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.

                                      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                        5 days

                                        I feel ignorant now. It’s the first I’ve heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn’t know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

                                          • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                            5 days

                                            Yay! You’re one of today’s 10,000! 🥳

                                        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                          5 days

                                          Except that won’t work because rich people will always have access to boobs

                                            • LemmySuxNow@reddthat.com
                                              5 days

                                              That’s quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

                                                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                                  5 days

                                                  I don’t make the rules, but boob owners aren’t a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

                                                  If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring… it certainly wasn’t because he had a charming personality or an attractive body…

                                                • Ignotum@lemmy.world
                                                  5 days

                                                  Rich people don’t care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits

                                                • stinkytofuisgood@lemmy.ca
                                                  5 days

                                                  But what if they’re all cocksuckers :(

                                                • bilouba@jlai.lu
                                                  4 days

                                                  Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?

                                                  • whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    5 days

                                                    Boob owners?

                                                    Free the boob!

                                                      • ebber@europe.pub
                                                        5 days

                                                        Just the one? 😞

                                                          • banazir@lemmy.ml
                                                            5 days

                                                            Just the favorite one.

                                                            A painting of Agnes Sorel showing one boob.

                                                              • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                5 days

                                                                The other’s just shy, but once you get to know her, she’s just as amazing as her teammate.

                                                                  • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
                                                                    5 days

                                                                    You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence

                                                                      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                        4 days

                                                                        That’s awesome, and you’re very welcome, fellow anon! 🖖🏼 Every breast is worth celebrating, especially by their bearers/owners. 🥳

                                                              • switcheroo@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                5 days

                                                                Truth. Big boobs, small boobs… climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!

                                                                  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                    5 days

                                                                    Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I’m still an ardent ally, as always, though.

                                                                  • HalfSalesman@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                    5 days

                                                                    As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.

                                                                      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                        5 days

                                                                        Preach. 🥵

                                                                      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                        5 days

                                                                        Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob

                                                                          • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                                                            5 days

                                                                            Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!

                                                                          • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            5 days

                                                                            unexpected

                                                                            • Tattorack@lemmy.world
                                                                              5 days

                                                                              I like all sizes of boob. Let’s fight climate change together.

                                                                              • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                5 days

                                                                                Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!

                                                                                Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

                                                                                • Cam@scribe.disroot.orgEnglish
                                                                                  5 days

                                                                                  I’m trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly… And now I’m thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.

                                                                                    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                      5 days

                                                                                      Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹

                                                                                        • Cam@scribe.disroot.org
                                                                                          5 days

                                                                                          All your butts are belong to us me!

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