Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
Hmm, probably the many penises (and the men attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they’ve said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don’t need lube, but I’ve met people who do.
I’m not on either side of the debate, personally don’t care, just sharing my anecdotal experience with circumcised penises.
You probably should do a gay blowbang just to verify your facts. Get 30 guys with foreskin and 30 cut. Do 10 blowies, 10 handies, 10 blowie handies on each group.
This will give you a good test and range. Get back to us and we compare the results.
We all did gay blowbangs so no need to feel ashamed. All for science bro.
I’m not a kid, cunt. Figured that was quite clear when I mentioned handling other mens dicks.
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They might an American Republican. That whole party is obsessed with kids playing with dicks.
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Hey, you get more dick then that guy. You should be taking the high road here. Mr big shot dick getter.
The poor asshole over there doesn’t deserve your time. Your better then this.
You’re apparently uncircumcised and lack the empathetic ability to understand that people with circumcisions often have problems you don’t have to deal with, so kindly fuck off.
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But don’t you know that orgasms are 100x stronger when you’re uncircumcised, and you can’t pair bond with a woman if you’re cut because all your estrogen receptors were obliterated?
Just kidding, they got this BS from the intactivist community who will make up anything they need to blame circumcision for their psychological sexual dysfunction.
Hey, go fuck yourself. Stop trying to justify infant genital mutilation. It’s abusive, it’s psychotic, it’s traumatic, and it’s atrocious. That’s all you need to know about it, and no amount of hyperbolic strawmen will change that.
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Your inefficiency disgusts me.
Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.
2 daysI’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
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I’m sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.
Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It’s to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.
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I tried it once and as I recall it ran down my body and I felt that I couldn’t wash it off.
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A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
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Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
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Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.
But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
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I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
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Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
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Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
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Aye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.
