Shitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.

I’m wondering now if its possible to get a controller for xbox with the hexagon (octagon? Cant remember) shape around the right stick.

All too often I find myself aiming slightly up or down when I’m trying to go perfect left or right.

I’m a little bit nervous that this loosely translates to “we didn’t really make Fable at all, it’s something else actually.”

Oh I see. It was a double entendre…Just a simple double entendre…

I love that song, makes all my hairs stand on end like I’m hearing some fundamental emotional truth or something, but theres absolutely no meaning to any of it, just a bunch of words he thought sounded cool.

It wasnt necessarily the difficulty that got to people it was how daft it was. The train leaves your line of sight for like 3 seconds and its mission failed. Its a fucking train, its not going to turn down an alley or something.

Caesar Speedrun

Veni Vidi Vhoopsiedoodle

You’d need to try it just to say you did. You’d spend your whole life wondering otherwise.

I’m not perving, I’m just getting a sneak peak at what I’m in for in 25 years.

Edit : Dammit just read the thing properly. Fuck you OP.

Do you think the study counted for reporting bias or whatever you’d call it?

I was in my 20s, but if anyone asks I was crushing puss since I was 14 bruv you get me man cant even count the bitches

But where will I put the link to where you can buy pictures of my feet?

Technically they cant prove wrongdoing

Um actually if you knew anything about anything abd had actually, I dont know, read the manga for yourself and not just immediately jumped to conclusions you’d know shes actually 4,000 years old so its as far from dodgy as it can possibly be. So whacking it to such imagery is fine. I bet you like 3D girls anyway.

Our parents had sesame Street.

We had tellytubbies

Our kids have ms rachel.

If you think about it, this isnt all that dissimilar to getting slagged off by elmo

How do you sue somebody anonymous?

Most toasters you can lift the pushy-downy-handle up a bit more than it rests at to lift the toast out.

My big problem is that (in the UK at least, don’t know about other nations) the standard sized bread doesn’t fit fully in a toaster, so the top ~3cm is still bread.

I’m always impressed by womens ability to stash shit in their bra. How does it not affect the size or clothes lines in any way whatsoever?

I once saw one pull a big can of deodorant out of there. Not a little travel size, about a foot long. Also a medium purse and a smartphone. That was about 10 years ago and my melon is still twisted.

Some video game inventory logic man.

Does chastity as a form of bdsm play count? Because that shit is not prudish.

Do what you love except hold a camera in your offhand and shout “bro bro honestly like actually what just happened!? Like and subscribe!” Every 30 seconds.