Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.

fig. 1a, fig. 1b.

I remember in the 1990s that “hating Carrot Top” was a whole shtick. And it was probably his idea, too. My introduction to Carrot Top was David Letterman pretending to hate his guts and constantly blasting him with a fire extinguisher, and that Simpsons episode where he’s an evil mastermind.

The only solution is to give the firing codes to the AI. That way we don’t acccidentally use them.

Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

“No no, SOUND stage.”

“Of course they’re all sound, they were engineered to very precise tolerances. Get a load of this guy over here…”

I’m a simple man.

I see people being nice, I respect them. I see people hurting others I say fuck ‘em.

Smart idea, look how happy he is.

America: big on winning wars.

…Lost the war on terror to terror.

…Lost the war on drugs to drugs.