PrimeErective

I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

Believe whatever you want to believe

Same (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

John Mulaney’s take

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

There are a lot of those in California

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Satoshi the cryptographer, eh?

I wonder if it’s gonna be one of those things that’s technically forbidden but done anyway, like smoking in bars

Is nothing sacred anymore?!

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

Went do we even HAVE that switch

I remember it being kinda weird. Also I’m not sure if they were sitting around since the 50s and that’s why

Personal is crazy

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before