• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
        17 hours

        I didn’t see that. Now that you mention it, Maine looks strangely particularly beachy for some reason too.

      • credo@lemmy.world
        23 hours

        I hear there is convenient beach access from El Paso. What’s a beach if not sand?

      • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
        20 hours

        Hey bud, you’re in luck! I just happen to be a real estate salesman who specializes in beachfront property in the land of enchantment. I’ve got some properties that I can set you up with real cheap!

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
      23 hours

      since we’re in the topic of “that’s the joke,” forgot to mention Alaska and Hawaii

          • SparroHawc@piefed.worldEnglish
            15 hours

            Even billionaires are legally required to allow access to beaches that their properties would otherwise block. Zuck tried to restrict access and only discovered that he’s required to allow people through his gated property. The guards will give you the stink-eye, but they’ll let you through.

            • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
              15 hours

              as a hawaiian i can say first hand the reality isnt what is legal

              major issues with meta fuckwad and legal access was my thought as well, the assault that got swept under was a bit more than just bad looks

              besides if they can challenge Kamehameha on admittence i have little faith we’re keeping these state laws much longer

              hell the way he worked around buying up the land to begin with is sketch as shit

    • Zier@fedia.io
      19 hours

      The most scenic beaches are the northern North Dakota ones, in January.

      • adarza@lemmy.ca
        14 hours

        as someone who has both ice skated and snowmobiled across the frozen waters which are home to those beaches… ya know, back in the before times when you could do that sort of thing across border… you are absolutely correct!

  • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
    20 hours

    Good, NJ has terrible beaches, don’t come here. I mean don’t go there. Yep yep!

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
      19 hours

      can you explain why every time i go to the shores of jersey they are covered in dead jellyfish

      • lividweasel@lemmy.world
        19 hours

        The jellyfish arrive on the beach and immediately die of embarrassment when they realize they’re in New Jersey