• RBWells@lemmy.world
    6 days

    I used to be a cashier at a grocery store and one time a lady came through the line and went to pull her wallet out of her bra, couldn’t find it easily and started emptying her bra like a purse. Out come the keys, tissues, a GUN, then finally the wallet.

    She had a gun. In her bra.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
      6 days

      There’s actually a holster made to attach to your bra.

      It’s called the… Wait for it…

      Flashbang.

      I wish I had thought of that.

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
    6 days

    I’m always impressed by womens ability to stash shit in their bra. How does it not affect the size or clothes lines in any way whatsoever?

    I once saw one pull a big can of deodorant out of there. Not a little travel size, about a foot long. Also a medium purse and a smartphone. That was about 10 years ago and my melon is still twisted.

    Some video game inventory logic man.

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
    7 days

    No, the correct response is “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”