I didnt have to lift a finger to ruin my boss’ life.

I just quietly did my job to the best of my ability while watching him chase after a co-worker. This got back to her husband, who called the company and made some very specific threats, which caused both of them to get canned. His wife then found out.

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I used to have a little comic I kept at my desk. There was a couple in it, the woman asks the man “where are yoy taking me?” To which he replied “for granted!”

I kept it there as a reminder to myself, to never take my wife for granted, to always work at improving myself and always let her know she is the center of my universe.

Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

I still cannot belive I am married to my wife. She is amazing. She can basically solve any problem. She is a great mom. She helps me talk through my problems, she helps me make decisions, she can hold up her end of a conversation, and she is beautiful. I’ve always been fascinated by women in their late 30’s or 40’s that were still beautiful, and now I have one living in my house.

My wife and I have a game we play sometimes. We pick a title, and then we have a sort of race: can we find a way to watch something the “right” way before we are able to torrent it?

I’ve heard plenty of times in the past that truckers will strike over this or that, and I’d like to actually see it happen. It would stop everything in three days or so.

Usually what happens is we get a couple of videos of truckers going slow and blocking the highway, but not much else.

Is there a law against attempted destruction of humanity? Like attempted murder?

It seems like they have some sort of concoction that will reanimate someone who is near death for a short bit of time.