• lime!@feddit.nu
    2 months

    yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    bean

    • rekabis@lemmy.ca
      2 months

      Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.

      I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.

      • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
        2 months

        I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.

        • rekabis@lemmy.ca
          2 months

          That’s… disgustingly impressive.

          As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.

          • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
            2 months

            Oh, it’s okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
        2 months

        Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn’t have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.

  • theneverfox@pawb.socialEnglish
    2 months

    Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don’t own any property

    • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
      2 months

      Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!

      So uh… in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.

        • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
          2 months

          No. I been to a ton of K-BBQ places and I found them all disappointing so you aren’t allowed as well. You’re welcome.

          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            2 months

            Awhhh well in that case I’ll have one of those K-Pops I’ve been hearing about. I’ll have uhhh lime. Or grape, if they’re out of lime.

      • theneverfox@pawb.socialEnglish
        2 months

        Dayum, nice find… These days we’ve got so many people desperate to find a way to make a buck that you can only see deals like that far outside population areas. I haven’t even seen any remotely modern computer in a secondhand store in years

        I’d love to visit Korea someday, if I ever have the chance I’ll have to check out the thrift stores. Even if I don’t find a computer, old stuff is cool

      • A Basil Plant@lemmy.world
        2 months

        Curious, what store in Korea? Where? I’ll be visiting Seoul soon, and was looking for some old electronics and thrift stuff.

        • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
          2 months

          Sadly, I have no idea what the name was. I had my korean buddy just tell me it was a thrift store, but I don’t know the exact name. Also, I was in Suwon, not Seoul. You’re probably gonna have luckier finds in Seoul tho.

  • M137@lemmy.today
    2 months

    6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.