• They’re going to wheel his corpse onto the Senate floor and have someone push the button for his vote.

    Already did once, apparently.

  • Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.

    And the press, being completely controlled by the government offered absolutely NO pushback to this. Freedom of the press? An well informed public? “Most transparent government”? Buncha bullshit. You will only hear what the party wants you to hear.

    • Well it’s really for our own safety. You see if you broadcast a video of the demon Pazuzu who is wearing Mitch as a flesh suit. The dark magics binding Pazuzu break and he will drag any witnesses into hell.

      • well damn… I think it was. I quoted it right from the article… looks like they took it out.

        • I definitely remember reading that part, even mentioned it in the post I made earlier. The press is completely under control of the regime now. Soon they’ll be more careful not to put in anything that could even possibly cause them to get a displeased phone call.

          • I mean, tbf, good reporting would have recorded a video regardless of what the fashys said.

    • It’s for public safety. Video of SCP 666 still retains its memetic effects, resulting in [REDACTED].

  • 8 days

    Please tell me that this is in response to a wellness check that someone called in when he didn’t show up.

      • not really, the story is unclear, but it may be the cops are there to keep reporters away.

      • It seems like they have some sort of concoction that will reanimate someone who is near death for a short bit of time.