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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
3 days

What a way to go

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    • erie09@lemmy.world
      3 days

      To shreads you say

        • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
          3 days

          And his wife?

            • vinsombra@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3 days

              To shreds you say…

          • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
            3 days

            If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time. Rub his balls.

            Sorry, I just don’t know how you could possibly fuck up a blow job.

              • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                3 days

                Too much teeth. That’s how you fuck up a blow job

                  • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                    3 days

                    It never occurred to me to bite the dick…

                    Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?

                    MONSTERS!

                      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                        3 days

                        Oh they are out there, and they look just like people. Be safe out there

                          • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                            3 days

                            They must be stopped. Dicks are precious.

                          • Deep@sh.itjust.works
                            3 days

                            my college girlfriend had TMJ but that didnt stop her from still trying to give me blowies. Her jaw would get tired and lock, and it was like she was trying to scrape the skin off my below average pp. 2/10 but had sex

                              • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                3 days

                                How are women involved in this in any way?

                                Do they do that?

                                Perhaps that was your mistake. Try getting a dude to suck you off. I believe you will be far more satisfied by the experience.

                                  • Deep@sh.itjust.works
                                    2 days

                                    I believe you

                                  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
                                    3 days

                                    All healthy people have TemporoMandibular Joints, and I believe hers were not the reason her blowjobs were bad. In fact, I would argue that having them is a necessary condition to giving any kind of blowjob at all.

                                      • Deep@sh.itjust.works
                                        2 days

                                        I honestly thought TMJ was some jaw condition. TIL thx

                                    • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.auEnglish
                                      3 days

                                      Some biting is ok.

                                      However I once had someone start just teasing the head, and suddenly slam down on it, gag, and start vomiting on me as they pulled off. When asked what happened, their only reply was “went too fast”. I always assumed them like shifted in such a way that they slipped their leg out from under them, sort of causing them to slam downward. I will never know though.

                                      However there are people out there that would have desired this outcome too.

                                        • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                          3 days

                                          Some biting is ok.

                                            • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.auEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              Gnawing a bit of sausage can be pleasantly stimulating

                                          • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                            3 days

                                            It’s fun, masochism

                                      • Darkard@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        3 days

                                        I don’t even know where Smithereens is

                                          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            3 days

                                            Roughly an hour from Kilkenny when traveling by unicycle

                                            • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
                                              3 days

                                              I’ve been having this exact problem for quite a while

                                            • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                                              3 days

                                              Vamperella has entered the chat…

                                              image

                                              • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                3 days

                                                This seems like it needs a list with rankings.

                                                • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
                                                  3 days

                                                  You can blame the Irish for smithereens.

                                                  • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
                                                    3 days

                                                    What about from six ways til Sunday?

                                                    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
                                                      3 days

                                                      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
                                                        3 days

                                                        Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.

                                                        • Axolotl@feddit.it
                                                          3 days

                                                          I don’t know what i means aside that’s prolly releated to sex and i doubt i wanna know it

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