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eurodyne
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Cake day: July 25th, 2026
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- 19 hours
How are women involved in this in any way?
Do they do that?
Perhaps that was your mistake. Try getting a dude to suck you off. I believe you will be far more satisfied by the experience.
- 19 hours
They must be stopped. Dicks are precious.
- 19 hours
It never occurred to me to bite the dick…
Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?
MONSTERS!
- 20 hours
If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time. Rub his balls.
Sorry, I just don’t know how you could possibly fuck up a blow job.
- 20 hours
LMAO— ok, true…
But I actually bought the game (yes, once upon a time people used money and exchanged it for software) and the original version was just the evolution engine. There was actually some controversy at the time that the game didn’t actually contain any “game“. Eventually, further updates turned it into the “penis creation engine“ you described.
But who doesn’t love a lovely, well designed penis?
It really was a shame that they never turned it into a “best designed penis competition” game. I believe I would’ve been very good at that.
- 21 hours
It absolutely did not live up to its potential. It could’ve been a lot more, and that was very clear every time you played the game. But what could it have been? Even the game creators didn’t really know in what direction to take it. They created something very interesting, but had no real path to develop it into an actual game. It was just an interesting novelty, and that’s what they released. An interesting novelty.
Still, though, it was fun to play with.
It really reminds me of no man’s sky
- 21 hours
It was actually a pretty fun game, and if I recall correctly, eventually free. You might actually be able to find it online somewhere.
Although I’m not entirely sure if you wanna call it a game, per se… It was more like an evolution engine wherewith you got to experiment with different traits combinations, and eventually end up with an evolved creature of sorts. Interesting and amusing.
It seemed like something one might find in a fifth grade biology class as a teaching tool. But fun!
It’s a good start, but there’s a lot more work to do
If you have to ask, you’re getting the bad shit
See, this guy knows
I’ll be sure to use my black latex gloves when touching 💋
- 2 days
eh, I’m good for money tonight. come back when you wanna bj
oh, that depends on the region. dunno what the Brits use, and I know that in the US, it was different in NYC than it was in FL (Orl, Tmp, Mi) or the Midwest like Chi or MPLS or Detroit. Clear was usually tops, the brown then green then blue. then baggies.
You can’t. Neither can any middle-aged person, nor old person.
The pros put it in a nice little vials for you, color-coded for quality
This looks like some amateur hour shit
Edit: maybe it’s a scale issue… Maybe these baggies are bigger than they look…
Need an actual eight ball for scale 🎱
I’ll take one beefcake warrior who will lick my cone 😝
Eh… While you’re at the store… I’ll take a dozen more 😉
- 3 days
Someone please tell me how many different events I erroneously mixed together.
I can for money… Otherwise, enjoy the orgy!