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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyTehhund@lemmy.world
13 days

You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...

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    • arotrios@kbin.earth
      13 days

        • SGG@lemmy.worldEnglish
          13 days

          What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

            • arotrios@kbin.earth
              13 days

                • nastronot@lemmy.zipEnglish
                  13 days

                    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                      13 days

                        • nastronot@lemmy.zipEnglish
                          13 days

                • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
                  13 days

                  Between this, the beans, the beef stroganoff, the beans, and the beans again, I’m beginning to think lemmy just likes food

                    • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      13 days

                      People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.

                      • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
                        13 days

                        Especially soapy t’ts! Yummy.

                          • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorEnglish
                            13 days

                            How does one acquire said goods… So i can… Uh… Avoid them?

                          • someguy3@lemmy.world
                            13 days

                            I saw someone get upset about beef jerky.

                              • Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                12 days

                                It’s because they were Dorito flavoured, apparently that is unbelievable and a sign of societal issues.

                                  • pseudo@jlai.lu
                                    12 days

                                    Wait! What? Now I am mad and it is definitly a sign of societal issues. We’ve got so disconnected from reality that people eat cinnamon cereals and call it “spéculoos” flavored and those people are supposed to dislike cinnamon…

                                • bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com
                                  13 days

                                  And breasts, apparently.

                                  • TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    13 days

                                    There were some lesser ones as well. Jeans was one. And Xavier: Renegade Angel. Probably others that I missed or am forgetting.

                                      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
                                        13 days

                                        Theres been a few non food ones yeah, like I think the moth memes circulated once here, and the three days no pooping thing. And increasingly absurd trolley problems last election season that occasionally still reemerge. But food seems to be a recurring meme topic

                                          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            12 days

                                            three days no pooping

                                            that was a meme? aw shit.

                                        • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
                                          12 days

                                          No shitting for 3 days was an OG too…

                                          • pseudo@jlai.lu
                                            12 days

                                            I couldn’t survive 3 days without it…

                                              • Bluewing@lemmy.world
                                                12 days

                                                The Poo must flow!

                                                • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                  12 days

                                                  …wait, really? You should eat some beans.

                                              • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
                                                12 days

                                                This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

                                                Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It’s a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

                                                • db2@lemmy.world
                                                  13 days

                                                  You mix it with dehydrated water.

                                                    • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                      13 days

                                                      Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

                                                        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                          12 days

                                                          Add some beans.

                                                          • db2@lemmy.world
                                                            12 days

                                                            Did you try it at 20 bar room temperature?

                                                              • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                12 days

                                                                Getting gloopy at 10, removing atmosphere brb.

                                                                  • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                    12 days

                                                                    It’s like toffee.

                                                                      • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                        12 days

                                                                        20 bar is above my equipment

                                                              • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                13 days

                                                                I thought we were doing soapy tiddies

                                                                  • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                    13 days

                                                                    We can do 2 things at once. For example, 2 soapy tiddies.

                                                                      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
                                                                        13 days

                                                                        Or 1 milky tiddie! Maybe even, and may god forgive me if even thinking the thought…

                                                                        One milky and one soapy tiddie???

                                                                          • OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                            13 days

                                                                            The answer is obvious.

                                                                            Goat Milk Soap.

                                                                          • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world
                                                                            13 days

                                                                            Exactly some of the best things in life have pairs.

                                                                          • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
                                                                            13 days

                                                                            I thought we were doing 4?

                                                                              • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                12 days

                                                                                That’s a lot of tiddies. And soap.

                                                                              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                                13 days

                                                                                Why not titties covered in powdered milk? 🤷‍♂️

                                                                                  • Xyre@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                    More milk per milk!

                                                                                    • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                      12 days

                                                                                  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                    This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see… this…

                                                                                    I didn’t even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

                                                                                      • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                        12 days

                                                                                        Dare I ask what the original post was?

                                                                                        Or, you know… SAUCE?!

                                                                                          • Allero@lemmy.today
                                                                                            12 days

                                                                                            Coming your way!

                                                                                            4209

                                                                                            • Domitian@lemmy.world
                                                                                              12 days

                                                                                              Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

                                                                                                • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                  12 days

                                                                                                  It’s in c/comics

                                                                                                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                                  12 days

                                                                                                  Milk sauce!

                                                                                              • SirW00talot@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                13 days

                                                                                                Ohhh we just doing milk with extra milk I get it now

                                                                                                • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                  13 days

                                                                                                  The only way to get 3%

                                                                                                    • nastronot@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                                      13 days

                                                                                                      he’s on to something

                                                                                                    • fractal618@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      13 days

                                                                                                      Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

                                                                                                        • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                          13 days

                                                                                                          In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

                                                                                                        • igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                          13 days

                                                                                                          This is the first I’m hearing about it, so now I’m doubly confused lol.

                                                                                                            • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              13 days

                                                                                                              Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.

                                                                                                              • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                13 days

                                                                                                                You ever been underground like a miner or an overground tradesman?

                                                                                                                Then you my friend will find powdered milk.

                                                                                                                Colffee and milk comes in two forms.

                                                                                                                FORM 1 - Sachets which you use too many of.

                                                                                                                FORM 2 - A Bucket which you ruin cos u damnmonkeys can’t work together.

                                                                                                                Solution?

                                                                                                                Bring bag the “tea lady” she comes around gives you tea and a healthy perspective on your poverty.

                                                                                                              • Cam@scribe.disroot.orgEnglish
                                                                                                                13 days

                                                                                                                I love powdered coconut milk. I don’t even know how they make a coco nut.

                                                                                                                • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                  12 days

                                                                                                                  *powered milk

                                                                                                                  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                                                    At least all you missed was powdered milk.

                                                                                                                    I slept straight through soapy tiddies

                                                                                                                      • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                        13 days

                                                                                                                        I’m happy, going potatoes to this. It;s like I never woke up

                                                                                                                      • Techno-rat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                        12 days

                                                                                                                        You wanna be part of the in-group? You gotta wear the silly hat and do the dance! Why? Because we all do it ofcourse! Shows youre part of the in-group! :D

                                                                                                                        Human sociality is fun an arbitrary and yet with filled with meaning and purpose

                                                                                                                        To the milk powder, and the beans, and all the other dumb little in jokes!

                                                                                                                          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                            12 days
                                                                                                                            CW graphic violence

                                                                                                                              • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                12 days

                                                                                                                                Mah spoon is too big.

                                                                                                                                  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                    12 days

                                                                                                                                    I am the Queen of France
                                                                                                                                    angry drum noises

                                                                                                                              • pseudo@jlai.lu
                                                                                                                                12 days

                                                                                                                                Me too, fellow lemming…

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