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- 9 days
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
Cypress@lemmy.zipEnglish
9 daysPlease.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
- 9 days
You’re not fooling me. That’s a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)















