I want a good canoe I can go fishing in. I used to want a Super Yacht that I could snort cocaine in. We all need to manage our expectations or pretty soon everyone will want the yacht.

Giving money to people on the street for most of my life was a terrible financial decision on my part. I could’ve invested that money in something “right-wing” and be drowning in cash today! /s

It could mean “forced outing”. It could also mean “non-representational census data”. People can lie just like trump.

If you would have said “Thank you for coming to my Tick Talk” you would’ve won the internet! /s

I’m hep to the patois.

Capitalism is so old hat. Everyone knows they are being treated unfairly and we just sort of grimace and bare it. Enough already! Let’s move on to a more enlightened phase of humanities progression. What’s the next new thing? C’mon! In the words of a favourite american troubadour, “We don’t have to say goodbye if we all go!”.

A rose is a rose is a rose. trump makes the call, the bald glasses guy jumps.

• “Aahhh Chooo.”
• “Bless you.”

While trump uses any fucking song he wants to for his two-fisted entropy dance.

trump is the FCC. Why show that bald, glasses guy?

Finally! Someoen said it!

The truth always escapes the echo chamber and rises into the collective consciousness. That applies to all of us, including you.

I remember back in the day when Saturn car owners would get together in parks for picnics. Kind of like a 5-6-7- club for 50’s Chevy’s. Maybe it was just a fever dream.

No. I’m willfully old. I don’t use Google, I use ‘the Google’.

Reminds me of the Saturn car-cult. I see them getting together and showing each other questioningly disturbing generated pics on their pocket telephones. I’d love to see the venn digram overlap of maga vs. ai cult members.

Finally! Data getting “lost” instead of “stolen”. /s

You’d think it would be cheaper without the glass or plastic jar, but no.

One more generation of this shit, two at most, and tech will be working for the people again, unless we blow everything to smithereens before then.

What a nice breath of fresh air. Goes to show that this is possible and preferable. Fuck trump and his gestapo regime.