I like the idea that one becomes more and more retired each year after they stop working.

IBC in the original glass bottles with the non twist caps were my jam before the turn off the century. Only one deli in the area sold it and we could pretend it was a beer.

I’m sure if I tried it today it would be mid at best, but probably better than Barqs or MUG.

Ginger beer isn’t even made from fresh squeezed Gingers anymore.

No way. In Fallout it was China that dropped the first bomb. Or communists that infiltrated the government that made the US drop the first bomb.

Or maybe it was Zetans. Or The Republic of Greg.