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- jaaake@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
While that isn’t how digestion works, I enjoy the concept of “I’ve never played Russian Roulette, but I’ve been the gun.”
- CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.socialEnglish15 days
Hmm, if the gun can think, but firing is an autonomic action, are they a player?
- 15 days
Spinach and kale are high in fiber and other stuff that can clear up constipation. Makes it riskier to trust a toot or have someone go to town probing about your large intestines
- baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish15 days
finer makes you poop like a deer
what she wants is 5 cups of expresso on an empty stomach
- 15 days
The meme suggests that eating high fiber foods act as some sort of potentially quick laxative.
That’s not how fiber works at all.
- SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orgEnglish15 days
Maybe for people who normally don’t consume any fiber at all. Those fools
15 daysI wonder, if these people have intestinal problems, and just do not realize it. IBS, and IBD especially, can cause things, like stuff flowing through your guts super fast. Uncooked vegetables can be quite rough for your body too, if you have any digestive track problems.
Fiber improves your digestion and softens stool as well as forming it. Shouldn’t be an issue, naively. Quite the opposite.
- wuffah@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
If you don’t know how to take an hour to prep your ass in the shower, then I just don’t believe you actually have that much anal sex.
An hour?! Bottoms really be power washing their buttholes that long?
- wuffah@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
What if I told you, that you wash the butthole from the inside!
Half of the time is to wait and make sure it’s all out of there.
- PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
That’s super overkill tbh and enemas are not recommended for frequent use. Two or three douches of 5 minutes each is great.
- blargh513@sh.itjust.worksEnglish15 days
How many men you think are like “eww icky butts!”? If a girl is going to let you bust in her ass, you don’t ask questions, you just whip it out and stuff that bhole full of cock or you’re going home not having fucked a butt.
- 15 days
I think the image implication is more getting the runs, than having a not-pristine asshole though
- KeenFlame@feddit.nuEnglish15 days
We have a saying in Sweden (I might have made it up ngl but it’s still a saying) that playing “Danish roulette” is when you are unsure if a bowel movement is air or shit, but just full send it anyway.
- Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
I’m impressed she was able to choke down that smoothie. yuck!
