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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
5 days

When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world
      5 days

        • anticurrent@sh.itjust.works
          4 days

          Replace Americans by the British

          • M137@lemmy.today
            5 days

            I say other way around, there’s no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.

              • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                4 days

                There is some form of processed butter and cream in that packet already. And probably microplastic in the lining of the pouch, if not coming off the machine that processed the potatoes.

                • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
                  5 days

                  Well obviously you need to add a stick of butter and handful of salt, wtf kind of boring potatoes are you making?

              • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                5 days

                A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.

                  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                    5 days

                    BRB trademarking “Gotatoes”

                    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
                      5 days

                      Electrolytes

                    • ThisOne@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      5 days

                      Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.

                        • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
                          5 days

                          Did you use a spoon or did you cut a hole in the corner pastry bag style and tape it back up next time?

                            • ThisOne@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              5 days

                              Spoon but I also turned it inside out to lick it clean. More sanitary that way for the next night

                                • NakedNateRollerSkate@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                  4 days

                                  Normal people think you are joking, but as hiker trash I’ve been doing the same for years and I love it. I usually add some cheese, an olive oil pouch, salt, pepper, and maybe some dehydrated veggies and a cut up summer sausage if I’m really hungry. It makes for an excellent dish.

                                    • ThisOne@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      4 days

                                      Ramen bombs are the best!

                                      Dont forget that packet of crushed red pepper flakes thats been floating around the bottom of the food bag

                                  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    5 days

                                    I cut a corner I’m not uncultured swine

                                    Joking aside this is the best way to fill manicottis

                                  • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                    5 days

                                    They have the bags though

                                      • ThisOne@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        4 days

                                        Sure, sure.

                                        But for a week plus of meals its a lot cheaper. I’d usally bring like one fancy backpacker meal for a 5 day stretch if they had any good ones in town. NO MOUNTAIN HOUSE.

                                        Plus you can put other stuff in there. Miso soup & ramen, Asian style. Tvp, taco seasoning, some chips if you pass a gas station on a road walk, taco night. Gotta have some variety.

                                          • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                            4 days

                                            Sounds lovely actually

                                      • lemmyman@lemmy.world
                                        5 days

                                        This is called “cold soaking” in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.

                                          • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
                                            5 days

                                            I heard Mormon teens use that turn of phrase for a different thing.

                                              • incompetent@programming.devEnglish
                                                5 days

                                                LOL! I just recently learned about soaking.

                                                • Billegh@lemmy.world
                                                  5 days

                                                  And you need someone to move your arm around while you hang ld the bottle.

                                              • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
                                                5 days

                                                I see nothing wrong here.

                                                  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                    5 days

                                                    This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.

                                                    What kind of monster does this without butter?

                                                      • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world
                                                        3 days

                                                        Julia Child would’ve used cream

                                                        • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
                                                          5 days

                                                          I think the flexibility of the cheap water bottle is a plus here. Also, sucking is an option. On the bottle, I mean.

                                                            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                              5 days

                                                              sucking is an option

                                                              Sometimes unavoidable, even.

                                                            • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
                                                              5 days

                                                              Powdered mash usually already has plenty of butter/butter flavor, the packet in the meme for instance says it has butter and sour cream.

                                                                • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                  5 days

                                                                  I’m just going to put potato and butter flavour in my water, no more thick consistency!

                                                                • starik@lemmy.today
                                                                  5 days

                                                                  Just double the water:potato ratio for a hearty potato slurry on the go.

                                                                • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                                                  5 days

                                                                  Mashed potatoes is my favorite and it’s is an affront to God.

                                                                • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
                                                                  5 days

                                                                  Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it’s the eco friendly option!

                                                                    • glitch1985@lemmy.world
                                                                      4 days

                                                                      You’re still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.

                                                                        • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
                                                                          4 days

                                                                          At what point did I suggest you drink the water from a bottle?

                                                                            • glitch1985@lemmy.world
                                                                              4 days

                                                                              Touche. That’s what I get for assuming I suppose.

                                                                        • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
                                                                          5 days

                                                                          Now put it in a bad dragon product!

                                                                            • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                              5 days

                                                                              I’m not sure I want mash in my ass…

                                                                                • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
                                                                                  5 days

                                                                                  Are you afraid your ass can’t handle the hot, creamy stuff?

                                                                                    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                      5 days

                                                                                      fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that

                                                                                        • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                          5 days

                                                                                          fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome

                                                                                            • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                              5 days

                                                                                              Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.

                                                                                                • insanemantis@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  5 days

                                                                                                  If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong

                                                                                                    • Billegh@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      5 days

                                                                                                      Also, if you run out, you’re doing it wrong.

                                                                                          • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                            You’re supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.

                                                                                          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                            Poor Man’s Huel

                                                                                            • digital_man@lemmy.world
                                                                                              5 days

                                                                                              Yooo, new boy meal dropped!

                                                                                              • bcgm3@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                5 days

                                                                                                https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef

                                                                                                This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.

                                                                                                • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                  5 days

                                                                                                  Hot water would melt that bottle if you wanted extra micro plastics.

                                                                                                  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                    5 days

                                                                                                    So you can mix that with some flour and water in a gallon bag, cut the corner, and squeeze into boiling tomato sauce.

                                                                                                    Homemade tomato sauce with homemade gnocchi in 20 minutes is p great.

                                                                                                    If you need a protein, you can start your sauce with thin discs of sausage, get all the grease out of the sausage and use it to fry up some garlic (maybe add oil if there’s not enough grease), chili peppers, onion, then add tomatoes, canned is fine, and water if needed.

                                                                                                    • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                      4 days

                                                                                                      You get mashed potato in sachets?

                                                                                                        • glitch1985@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          4 days

                                                                                                          I wouldn’t consider them mashed. We get dehydrated processed potatoes in sachets.

                                                                                                        • FishFace@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                          5 days

                                                                                                          I gagged. Upvote for you.

                                                                                                          • hOrni@lemmy.world
                                                                                                            5 days

                                                                                                            I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.

                                                                                                              • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                5 days

                                                                                                                Do you even own a set of intestines?

                                                                                                                  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                    5 days

                                                                                                                    No i lease. We poor

                                                                                                                  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                    5 days

                                                                                                                    You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad

                                                                                                                      • aksdb@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                        5 days

                                                                                                                        I guess it doesn’t simply turn into some kind of potatoe soup?

                                                                                                                          • _stranger_@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                                                            more like gritty starch water.

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