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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldbyLeftReddit2@lemmy.world
3 days

Yo, I'm heading out to run some errands. Y'all want anything?

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    • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
      1 day

      Can you grab me some democracy while you’re out?

      • Jack McCoy@lemmy.world
        1 day

        Four whole chickens and a Coke.

        • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
          1 day

          A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need

          • starik@lemmy.today
            1 day

            Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don’t love hoes? They get no dough.

            • ace_garp@lemmy.world
              1 day

              Continental Roll please + 1 A&W Root Beer can(no sarsaparilla).

              • sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                2 days

                Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed

                  • rekabis@lemmy.ca
                    1 day

                    Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.

                    I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.

                      • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
                        1 day

                        I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.

                          • OozingPositron@feddit.clEnglish
                            23 hours

                            What was the games room like?

                            • rekabis@lemmy.ca
                              1 day

                              That’s… disgustingly impressive.

                              As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.

                                • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
                                  1 day

                                  Oh, it’s okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?

                          • bss03@infosec.pubEnglish
                            1 day

                            My family’s usual response to this is: “a bag of 100 USD bills”.

                            I’m annoyed just repeating it.

                            • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
                              2 days

                              A bagel.

                                • Statick@programming.dev
                                  1 day

                                  Always bagel.

                                  • tamal3@lemmy.world
                                    1 day

                                    Chive cream cheese or regular?

                                      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
                                        1 day

                                        Black licorice.

                                          • tamal3@lemmy.world
                                            12 hours

                                            What. What? No.

                                      • weps@lemmy.world
                                        2 days

                                        Blinker fluid for my car

                                          • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            Front or rear?

                                          • NABDad@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife’s meds for me?

                                            Thanks.

                                            Edit: there shouldn’t be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I’ll send you the cash.

                                              • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
                                                1 day

                                                Ayo I gotchu

                                              • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
                                                1 day

                                                can you clean the gutters and take out the trash?

                                                • nullify3112@lemmy.world
                                                  2 days

                                                  A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino

                                                  • Aneb@lemmy.world
                                                    2 days

                                                    Slushie pls! Its 99¢ day for an extra large

                                                    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
                                                      2 days

                                                      Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

                                                      • AreaKode@riskeratspizza.com
                                                        3 days

                                                        Crack.

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