I don’t think anyone in my family is ready to confront the reality of a knotted dragon dick, but my friends have all seen Chance before!

I have a family member who has walked in on tail things, but even that family member would not be prepared for the sheer quantity of tails…

Awhhh well in that case I’ll have one of those K-Pops I’ve been hearing about. I’ll have uhhh lime. Or grape, if they’re out of lime.

In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!