Remember before everyone had a smartphone, boomers would sometimes bring a 10 inch tablet to your kids ballet recital and hold it up obnoxiously above everyone’s heads to record? We all want to relive that.

More seriously, it’s for people who want the portability of a phone with the size of a tablet. Not something I want, but to each their own.

Conservatives twist it that way because projection. If they had said “86 46” (which admittedly is more catchy) they would absolutely have intended violence, in spite of “86” not directly implying it.

Every baseless accusation is a confession.

If you haven’t already, grab a hi res texture pack. OoT in 2k at 200fps is awesome.

Any seat is a toilet seat if you shit on it.

He’s just happy to see you

Those a rookie numbers. If you’re not slamming 100+ lbs of the orange every day, can you really call yourself American?

Gestures around broadly

You’re right, they’re much more palatable these days. But even decades ago, roasting them with a liberal amount of salt, and maybe a bit of lemon juice on top, they were still decent. Boiled to mush with a single-digit number of grains of salt tastes bad regardless of the decade.

My theory is that back when most people smoked regularly, adults couldn’t taste anything and were generally not great in the kitchen because of it.

There are a lot of vegetables people don’t like because they are often prepared poorly. Brocolli, brussel sprouts, etc - seasoned and roasted, they’re great. Boiled to mush, not so much.