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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyrestingOface@quokk.au
5 days

using facebook properly

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5 days

      Sure just come on down to the local police station /s

        • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
          4 days

          Does the UK have laws about entrapment?

            • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
              4 days

              I’m not sure why I just assumed this was Ontario

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Ontario

              But you’re right, that logo is definitely the UK one.

              https://www.cityoflondon.police.uk/

                • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                  4 days

                  City of London is the special little bit in the middle of London, the city.

                    • fartographer@lemmy.world
                      4 days

                      Big if true

                        • mobyduck648@lemmy.world
                          4 days

                          Actually it’s quite small, about a square mile compared to the fifteen thousand or so square miles making up Greater London.

                            • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
                              4 days

                              And they need their own police force?

                                • mobyduck648@lemmy.world
                                  4 days

                                  Of course, ordinary policemen tend to take unkindly to eating swans directly from the bank of the Thames and other such blue-blooded affectations endemic within the City.

                          • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
                            4 days

                            This does sound like something from London Ontario though

                      • ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca
                        5 days

                        No lowball offers

                          • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                            5 days

                            Speedball offers ok

                            • nexguy@lemmy.world
                              4 days

                              We know what we got

                            • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml
                              4 days

                              on the shitpost meter, you score 75%

                              • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                5 days

                                The pros put it in a nice little vials for you, color-coded for quality

                                This looks like some amateur hour shit

                                Edit: maybe it’s a scale issue… Maybe these baggies are bigger than they look…

                                Need an actual eight ball for scale 🎱

                                  • fonix232@fedia.io
                                    5 days

                                    Do tell what colour codes are being used

                                      • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                        5 days

                                        oh, that depends on the region. dunno what the Brits use, and I know that in the US, it was different in NYC than it was in FL (Orl, Tmp, Mi) or the Midwest like Chi or MPLS or Detroit. Clear was usually tops, the brown then green then blue. then baggies.

                                          • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
                                            4 days

                                            So do they have the scale printed on the wall or do you have to ask?

                                              • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                4 days

                                                If you have to ask, you’re getting the bad shit

                                                  • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
                                                    4 days

                                                    If you have to ask, you’re streets behind.

                                              • fartographer@lemmy.world
                                                4 days

                                                In this case, it’s clear for cocaine

                                                  • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                    4 days

                                                    See, this guy knows

                                              • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                4 days

                                                Pretty sure that’s just baking powder.

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