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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
2 days

Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something?

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    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
      1 day

      That actor says that character wasn’t doing any gay stuff btw

      Bogans, lmao

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
        1 day

        BORGER

          • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
            1 day

            Big and juicy borger just for you. Have some fries with it. My treat.

              • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
                1 day

                Thamks

            • Victor@lemmy.world
              2 days

              Going store

              Why many word, few trick

              • Aeao@lemmy.world
                1 day

                I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”

                Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol

                • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
                  2 days

                  I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.

                    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                      2 days

                      Hey, no problem! I was lucky enough to get ya handful of petrol.

                        • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
                          2 days

                          That’s very kind of you and it is much appreciated.

                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                        2 days

                        Pack of Parliament light 100s.

                          • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                            1 day

                            Smoking is bad, mkay. I got you candy sticks. Pretend they are ciggies.

                          • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            2 days

                            If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

                              • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                1 day

                                They miss you too.

                              • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                2 days

                                I’ll take one beefcake warrior who will lick my cone 😝

                                Eh… While you’re at the store… I’ll take a dozen more 😉

                                  • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                    1 day

                                    Careful now. They are hot!

                                      • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
                                        21 hours

                                        I’ll be sure to use my black latex gloves when touching 💋

                                    • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                      2 days

                                      Chocimilk please, and if there are some good fruit some of them please

                                        • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                          2 days

                                          Here ya go. Got some banana with ya chocimilk.

                                            • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              Thanks <3

                                            • thisbenzingring@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                              2 days

                                            • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
                                              1 day

                                              I’ve been craving pizza this whole week now… Think you can get one for me?

                                                • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                  1 day

                                                  Fresh from a oven! Enjoy!

                                                • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                                                  2 days

                                                  Could you bring me back some crayons? It’s been a while since I’ve eaten and I could use a snack

                                                    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                      1 day

                                                      Bon Appétit!

                                                        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                                                          1 day

                                                          Yum!

                                                      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        2 days

                                                        Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don’t mind? Thanks.

                                                        Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don’t worry, they’re very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She’s really friendly, always smiles when she see me.

                                                          • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                            2 days

                                                            I got ya! Hope these cucumbers are big enough for your… appetite ;)

                                                          • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                            2 days

                                                            Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week’s supply, please :)

                                                              • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                                1 day

                                                                I got you, fam.

                                                                  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                    22 hours

                                                                    🫂 Thank you, I needed that :)

                                                                • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  Uhh can i get some salsa, some tortillas, and a small tub of sour cream? Thanks soup prowler

                                                                    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                                      1 day

                                                                      Here ya go. Sorry about bath situation. After he is done bathing. He will gladly provide you some sour cream.

                                                                    • jade52@lemmy.ca
                                                                      2 days

                                                                      Smokes let’s go

                                                                        • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world
                                                                          1 day

                                                                          Smokin is bad, mkay. Enjoy natures own smoke instead.

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