Tiral

Hey, he said some would have to pay for our freedom to own guns. Bro put his neck where his words were.

It reminds me of that picture from Napoleon Dynamite. I spent like an hour shading your upper lip.

Stop looking at me in the tightest pants I own while I’m sticking my ass in the air as high as I can in front of you, pig.

It just depends I guess. It’s like WW2, do you put every soldier on trial for genocide? It would take a decade plus, and you can’t just lump them together and say “you’re all guilty” of the same thing, 5 years. You’d have to have due process for every single person with evidence.

Hell no. It’s the only semblance of power those people have. They’d never quit.

I feel you. One of my dogs is 140lbs it’s like having a black bear in the house that farts and snores like a chainsaw.

If you need to suck your thumb as an adult, get counseling. I don’t mean it in a bad way, you have legitimate underlying issues that would probably be helped. You’d feel a lot better in general probably.

In the Midwest we go from -40 to 110. They both blow, but snow is the deciding factor for me.

Anatomy and hormones you produce, yes. Injecting yourself with massive amounts of synthetic testosterone or estrogen isn’t part of your biological sex. Just mark whatever the hell you want, it’s a stupid survey. If you need it to validate yourself you have a lot bigger problems.

Imagine the first person to make bread. Do you know how much shit has to go right in the perfect amounts and time for it to work?

It’s interesting how many people jump on bandwagons for clout. Does Ed Sheeran have a shitty opinion? Yeah. Based off everyone sucking off the Ed Sheeran hate train teet you’d think he was the anti Christ.

It’s Taco Bell logic. You love our chicken nuggets and caramel empanadas? We sold out in 3 days? Well they’re discontinued so fuck you. Ok guys, sales are down and we can’t figure out why, we need ideas.

Bro, you’re the only one who owns the purple gorilla in the yellow hat, it’s a gold mine.

The fog hung low across the damp pine needles of the Cascades as dusk settled, turning the dense timber into an endless sea of twilight shadows. I had pulled over off the logging road to stretch my legs, the cold autumn air biting at my jacket, with nothing breaking the silence except the distant drip of moisture falling from the canopy.

Then the forest went dead quiet. No birds, no rustling squirrels, just a heavy, sudden pressure in the air that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand straight up.

A sharp, wooden crack echoed from forty yards up the ridge—the sound of a thick branch snapping with unnatural force. I froze, my breath catching in my throat as I scanned the thicket of Douglas firs. At first, I thought it was a downed tree or a black bear, but then the dark mass stood up.

It rose on two legs, unfolding to a height that made the surrounding saplings look small. It had to be at least eight feet tall, broad-shouldered enough to block out the remaining daylight behind it, and covered in matted, dark reddish-brown fur. It didn’t move with the awkwardness of a human in a suit or the sway of a bear. It moved with fluid, massive power, turning its entire upper torso to face me.

For five endless seconds, we locked eyes. Its face was heavily lined and leathery beneath a sloped brow, with eyes that caught the dim light like obsidian. There was no growl, no aggressive chest-beating—just an overwhelming, intelligent stillness that filled the woods.

It took one slow, deliberate step backward, merging seamlessly into the deep shadows of the brush. A second later, the brush swayed, and it was gone, leaving only the faint, pungent scent of wet earth and copper in the air. I stood frozen in the stillness, listening to my own heart hammering against my ribs, knowing the woods would never look the same again.

Nah man we’re smart. Natural selection hasn’t been a part of humans lives for so long morons breed with morons that in the wild would have been eaten LONG before reproducing. So they’re doing the US a favor in a way.

Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.

If this is China, it’s an antibiotic. Everything is fixed with an antibiotic, sprained ankle, fractured wrist, migraine, ect. At least they do surgery if you need it, as long as you tip the doctor first so you don’t die.

Yes. Omish people treat animals like fucking garbage.

No. Most people think you can throw a lit cigarette or lighter on it and it will go up instantly too because of movies. I think Die Hard 2 was the worst lol, he like threw a zippo in the puddle of her fuel and then it followed the plane in mid air to blow it up.

I don’t think people know how octane level works either. I think they assume higher octane is easier to combust when it’s the exact opposite.

They have to have nothing, it very little to lose. That’s basically how every revolution begins. I would say the one benifit of Trump over the last decade or so is that there are zero enforcement of any laws or regulations being done inside politics. It doesn’t matter what your party is, who you vote for, their goal is to get as rich as possible and have you pay for it.

More than half of Congress isn’t even in session for voting. Not that it matters, their party tells them how to vote, or else. Your paying to fly them home and back to DC every weekend so close to 52 round trip flights a year, so they can attend Congress sessions they don’t go to anyways, then you get to pay for their office and apartment in DC, all their staff that actually do why real work.

I pray in my lifetime people get pushed far enough to actually get off their fat asses and actually do something. Rather than just sign petitions that don’t matter, and make comments on FB. “I’m so angry about xyz!” But you know not angry enough to actually do anything.