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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
3 days

Beer garden ready

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    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
      2 days

      WTF is leg day?

      • myyass@lemmy.world
        2 days

        This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.

        • Malica@lemmy.zip
          3 days

          That’s gotta be photoshopped. I’ve got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.

            • Tiral@lemmy.world
              2 days

              Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.

                • Madison420@lemmy.world
                  2 days

                  Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he’s balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.

                  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.ukEnglish
                    2 days

                    Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.

                • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
                  3 days

                    • plsnerf7@lemmy.world
                      2 days

                      Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

                        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
                          2 days

                          Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed

                      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
                        3 days

                        We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.

                          • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
                            2 days

                            and gimps and kritas

                              • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                22 hours

                                Hey. I don’t think you’re allowed to just go around saying “gimps and kritas” in 2026. Try to be better.

                                  • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                    22 hours

                                    KDE paints and Gahnome paints

                              • Tango@piefed.caEnglish
                                2 days

                                This is a shoop, right?

                                  • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                    2 days

                                    More like a What a man

                                      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        2 days

                                        What a man what a man what a tiny legged man?

                                          • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            (Oh, he’s a tiny tiny legged man)

                                      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
                                        3 days

                                        Sah hot beb

                                          • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
                                            2 days

                                            Does she have two vaginas side by side?

                                              • Bluewing@lemmy.world
                                                2 days

                                                It’s an upcoming waifu model.

                                              • Maultasche@lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                Thonx beb

                                                • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
                                                  3 days

                                                  Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

                                                    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      3 days

                                                      And the gap is in a different color hex code

                                                    • Agent641@lemmy.world
                                                      3 days

                                                      Suez-max ass thigh gap

                                                      • darvocet@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                        3 days

                                                        dat gap O_o

                                                        • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                          3 days

                                                          Faun fashion

                                                        • BL4CKP1XX13@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                          3 days

                                                          If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

                                                            • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
                                                              3 days

                                                              The peak male form.

                                                            • shweddy@lemmy.world
                                                              3 days

                                                              Bro is anti leg day

                                                                • nullify3112@lemmy.world
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  Bro definitely drives to the gym

                                                                  • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                    3 days

                                                                    Dude has never seen a hill in his life.

                                                                      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                        3 days

                                                                        He’s seen lots, just all downhill.

                                                                          • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                            3 days

                                                                            Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.

                                                                              • athatet@lemmy.zip
                                                                                3 days

                                                                                Idk if he even walks

                                                                                  • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                    Hand stands only bro

                                                                                    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                      Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.

                                                                                        • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                          Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).

                                                                                • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                  Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems

                                                                                • daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  You would be surprised by how much stretch some jeggings have.

                                                                                  It’s why women love stretchy jeans. So much stretch.

                                                                                  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                    Sad. Back in the day, everybody could tell by the pixels that it was 'shopped.

                                                                                    • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build

                                                                                        • terwn43lp@lemmy.world
                                                                                          2 days

                                                                                          my mom calls it a SpongeBob body

                                                                                            • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                              Lol I’m switching to using that

                                                                                          • Anchorxiety@reddthat.com
                                                                                            3 days

                                                                                            Gotta be fake

                                                                                              • sartalon@lemmy.world
                                                                                                3 days

                                                                                                It’s not just fake, it’s old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.

                                                                                                  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                                    I zoomed in for those who can’t see it:

                                                                                                      • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                                                                        2 days

                                                                                                        I require context.

                                                                                                        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                                          That’s not a photo shop.

                                                                                                            • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              3 days

                                                                                                                • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                                                  This is a photo shop.

                                                                                                        • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                                          Gru?

                                                                                                          • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                                            3 days

                                                                                                            ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY

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