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    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      1 day

      Don’t worry, you haven’t necessarily missed anything :3

      NSFW

      Small tits are still tits, stfu 😭
      They’re growing…they’ll get bigger 🥹

        • Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip
          1 day

          I subscribe to the itty bitty tittie committee.

            • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              1 day

              Subscription accepted!
              I have an entire timeline of itty bitty titties…

            • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
              1 day

              Oh hell yeah! Listen, I don’t talk shit on DIY tits. You look great Miisha, stand fuckin tall.

                • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                  1 day

                  Thanks…I don’t have much of a choice, because I am super tall. Hate it 😭

                  Also “DIY tits” is crazy 😂
                  All boobs come from estrogen, they’re all the same. Except for trans boobs being positioned differently, due to larger chests…

                  Thank you 💜

                    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
                      1 day

                      Nothing wrong with tall. Just find a partner that’s about nipple height.

                        • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                          1 day

                          Meh. I prefer them taller, stronger and older…don’t judge me 😭

                            • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
                              1 day

                              Had a newly minted lady tell me with great joy about finally having a partner she could look up to kiss. I don’t judge happiness.

                                • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                  20 hours

                                  Damn. Jealous. I kinda had one, now I have no partner at all! 😆
                                  Also, newly minted lady is hilarious and cute

                      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                        2 days

                        They we

                          • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                            2 days

                            Damn I’m stupid. People really upvoted that.

                            What do I do? Is it worse if I fix it now?

                              • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                2 days

                                It’s hilarious. Leave it.

                                • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                  The only way to fix this is through the salvation and everlasting love of tiddies.

                                  • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    Don’t worry, spelling is difficult sometimes. You did your very best and that’s what counts.

                                      • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                        2 days

                                        You followed me to other posts! 😀 Becky you realize this means we’re married now

                                          • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            The other post hit a max depth limit. Thankfully Lemmy is small, I coincidentally saw this post!

                                              • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                2 days

                                                See? I told you we can’t just do that on other people’s shit! I kind of feel sorry for them but I guess lemmy.ca moderators could have stepped in a long time ago if they had wanted to.

                                                Here is fine, I don’t care what you do at my place. Do you usually go that long?

                                                  • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                    2 days

                                                    Your obsession with moderators says everything.

                                                      • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                        2 days

                                                        Well, between the two of us I kind of like it here. Reddit had toxic moderators and these ones are different so I want to be less shitty to them.

                                              • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                                2 days

                                                We they love it.

                                                • Sanctus@anarchist.nexusEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                  I thought it was on purpose

                                                    • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                      2 days

                                                      You know, that would fit some other high scoring posts I’ve seen here. I should have just pretended.

                                                      Thanks for your vote of confidence though 👍

                                                • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                    • we are all@crazypeople.onlineEnglish
                                                      2 days

                                                      tiddies

                                                        • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          tiddies you say…

                                                      • aizakku@sh.itjust.works
                                                        2 days

                                                        • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          No reason to stop!

                                                            • Ftumch@lemmy.today
                                                              2 days

                                                              Tits are the new beans!

                                                                • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  We flicked those beans right outta here!

                                                              • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
                                                                2 days

                                                                Just letting you know. They we sure to downvote your typo.

                                                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    Thank you to helping for me understand

                                                                  • nexguy@lemmy.world
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    I think it’s “tids”…I don’t know. I’m confused

                                                                    • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                      2 days

                                                                      None were sent. Just saying.

                                                                        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                          2 days

                                                                          I saw exactly one pair out of all of this. NSFW, obviously. https://sh.itjust.works/comment/27720182

                                                                            • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
                                                                              2 days

                                                                              Incorrect! A second pair has hit lemmy: (NSFW obviously) https://lemmy.world/post/52631216

                                                                                • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  Two pairs of tiddies?! That’s like… FOUR whole tiddies!!

                                                                                • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  I stand corrected 😆

                                                                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                    Holy shit, LeadenSea spotted!

                                                                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                    I would have been surprised if they did, nobody posts any real breasts on the fediverse. Just really flat chested, no-booty, white girls.

                                                                                      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                        2 days

                                                                                        Excuse me, but I think I speak for all of us when I say don’t talk about Nicole, the Fediverse chick from Poland/Toronto (F/29), that way! Half of us are betrothed to that woman. /s

                                                                                          • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                            2 days

                                                                                            What even was that? Did she rizz up the entire fediverse?

                                                                                              • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                2 days

                                                                                                She was either the love of my life, or a deceptive catfish trying to get half the Fediverse to join some discord. I’ll never forget that beautiful dab rig and depressed, yet available, stare in the five or so photos we all received. What a woman.

                                                                                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                                    Damn, that’s so sad. I punched my drywall to express how I feel

                                                                                                      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                        2 days

                                                                                                        One day, she’ll come back to we.

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