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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyTheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
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    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      16 hours

      Don’t worry, you haven’t necessarily missed anything :3

      NSFW

      Small tits are still tits, stfu 😭
      They’re growing…they’ll get bigger 🥹

        • Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip
          10 hours

          I subscribe to the itty bitty tittie committee.

            • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              9 hours

              Subscription accepted!
              I have an entire timeline of itty bitty titties…

            • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
              15 hours

              Oh hell yeah! Listen, I don’t talk shit on DIY tits. You look great Miisha, stand fuckin tall.

                • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                  11 hours

                  Thanks…I don’t have much of a choice, because I am super tall. Hate it 😭

                  Also “DIY tits” is crazy 😂
                  All boobs come from estrogen, they’re all the same. Except for trans boobs being positioned differently, due to larger chests…

                  Thank you 💜

                    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
                      10 hours

                      Nothing wrong with tall. Just find a partner that’s about nipple height.

                        • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                          9 hours

                          Meh. I prefer them taller, stronger and older…don’t judge me 😭

                  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                    1 day

                    They we

                      • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                        1 day

                        Damn I’m stupid. People really upvoted that.

                        What do I do? Is it worse if I fix it now?

                          • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            1 day

                            It’s hilarious. Leave it.

                            • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
                              1 day

                              The only way to fix this is through the salvation and everlasting love of tiddies.

                              • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                1 day

                                Don’t worry, spelling is difficult sometimes. You did your very best and that’s what counts.

                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                    1 day

                                    You followed me to other posts! 😀 Becky you realize this means we’re married now

                                      • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                        1 day

                                        The other post hit a max depth limit. Thankfully Lemmy is small, I coincidentally saw this post!

                                          • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                            1 day

                                            See? I told you we can’t just do that on other people’s shit! I kind of feel sorry for them but I guess lemmy.ca moderators could have stepped in a long time ago if they had wanted to.

                                            Here is fine, I don’t care what you do at my place. Do you usually go that long?

                                              • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                1 day

                                                Your obsession with moderators says everything.

                                                  • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                    1 day

                                                    Well, between the two of us I kind of like it here. Reddit had toxic moderators and these ones are different so I want to be less shitty to them.

                                          • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                            1 day

                                            We they love it.

                                            • Sanctus@anarchist.nexusEnglish
                                              1 day

                                              I thought it was on purpose

                                                • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                  1 day

                                                  You know, that would fit some other high scoring posts I’ve seen here. I should have just pretended.

                                                  Thanks for your vote of confidence though 👍

                                            • aizakku@sh.itjust.works
                                              1 day

                                              • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                1 day

                                                  • we are all@crazypeople.onlineEnglish
                                                    1 day

                                                    tiddies

                                                      • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                        1 day

                                                        tiddies you say…

                                                    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
                                                      1 day

                                                      Just letting you know. They we sure to downvote your typo.

                                                        • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                          19 hours

                                                          Thank you to helping for me understand

                                                        • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                          1 day

                                                          No reason to stop!

                                                            • Ftumch@lemmy.today
                                                              1 day

                                                              Tits are the new beans!

                                                                • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                  1 day

                                                                  We flicked those beans right outta here!

                                                              • nexguy@lemmy.world
                                                                1 day

                                                                I think it’s “tids”…I don’t know. I’m confused

                                                                • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                  1 day

                                                                  None were sent. Just saying.

                                                                    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                      1 day

                                                                      I saw exactly one pair out of all of this. NSFW, obviously. https://sh.itjust.works/comment/27720182

                                                                        • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
                                                                          1 day

                                                                          Incorrect! A second pair has hit lemmy: (NSFW obviously) https://lemmy.world/post/52631216

                                                                            • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                              1 day

                                                                              Two pairs of tiddies?! That’s like… FOUR whole tiddies!!

                                                                            • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                              1 day

                                                                              I stand corrected 😆

                                                                              • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                1 day

                                                                                Holy shit, LeadenSea spotted!

                                                                              • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                1 day

                                                                                I would have been surprised if they did, nobody posts any real breasts on the fediverse. Just really flat chested, no-booty, white girls.

                                                                                  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                    1 day

                                                                                    Excuse me, but I think I speak for all of us when I say don’t talk about Nicole, the Fediverse chick from Poland/Toronto (F/29), that way! Half of us are betrothed to that woman. /s

                                                                                      • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                        1 day

                                                                                        What even was that? Did she rizz up the entire fediverse?

                                                                                          • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                            1 day

                                                                                            She was either the love of my life, or a deceptive catfish trying to get half the Fediverse to join some discord. I’ll never forget that beautiful dab rig and depressed, yet available, stare in the five or so photos we all received. What a woman.

                                                                                              • TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today
                                                                                                1 day

                                                                                                Damn, that’s so sad. I punched my drywall to express how I feel

                                                                                                  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                    1 day

                                                                                                    One day, she’ll come back to we.

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