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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyZeroCool@piefed.ca
7 days

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

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    • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
      7 days

      I’m always in soup mode.

      • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
        6 days

        Soup > Soap > Soapy > Soappy Tiddies1!!1!

        • T. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          5 days

          Soupy George, you got soup on your head (whoah-oh-oh)

          https://youtu.be/z47f-zPmqzI

          • onionguy@lemmy.world
            7 days

            I need soop to distract myself from thoughts about the soapy tiddy gf.

              • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                7 days

                I’m holding out for a soupy tiddy gf.

                  • onionguy@lemmy.world
                    7 days

                    NO SOUP TIDDY GF FOR YOU

                      • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
                        7 days

                        Man, remember when nazi was experiencing semantic drift to encompass extreme nitpickers and hardasses because it just wasn’t being used enough? Damn, we didn’t know we even had it good, now that the fucking nazis are back to take the term back to its roots.

                  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    7 days

                    Ooo, next weekend can be chili weekend. I’m going to see a play my friend wrote and I should bring them all some steaming bowls of love.

                    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
                      7 days

                      I dunno where you are but it’s over 90F outside

                      • Malica@lemmy.zip
                        7 days

                        I want ramen 😭

                          • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                            7 days

                            Pasta soup.

                          • cattywampas@lemmy.world
                            7 days

                            I didn’t get any bread.

                              • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                                7 days

                                Just forget it. Let it go!

                                • AreaKode@riskeratspizza.com
                                  7 days

                                  Then eat cake, dummy!

                                • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                  7 days

                                  The homemade soup I’m making for my birthday is potato soup

                                    • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                                      7 days

                                      Good choice. A nice rich and creamy potato soup always hits the spot.

                                        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                                          7 days

                                          I call that bacon soup with potato filler.

                                            • cattywampas@lemmy.world
                                              7 days

                                              Socially acceptable way to eat spoonfuls of bacon.

                                                • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  7 days

                                                  I make a nice bacon and lentils soup.

                                                  The simple version is bacon, onion, lemon juice, veggie stock, and lentils.

                                                  The complex version just adds more veggies, and maybe some whole cherry tomatoes thrown in a few minutes before the end. You then get little pops of tomato flavor.

                                          • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                            7 days

                                            I don’t care for soup. It’s like food but with too much water.

                                            It’s like tea, but tomato flavor.

                                              • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                                                7 days

                                                That’s an unfair generalization. Sometimes it’s clam flavored!

                                                  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                    7 days

                                                    Clamato???

                                                    Who thought “this tomato juice is alright but a little fish taste would really set it off”?

                                                      • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                                                        7 days

                                                        I was actually thinking of Manhattan clam chowder but let’s be real, it’s close enough.

                                                        • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
                                                          7 days

                                                          Try mixing it with Budweiser

                                                            • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                              7 days

                                                              Or vodka. Really the US are the weird ones of North America for not having popular alcoholic clamato cocktails

                                                        • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
                                                          7 days

                                                          Yah, I’m not a soup fan either. I’ll eat it, but as a last choice. Or if I am ill.

                                                          One holiday many years ago, I showed up for a quality holiday meal and the hostess served cold gazpacho. Worst holiday meal ever. Would not eat again.

                                                            • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                              7 days

                                                              I did try a cold avocado soup once, it was OK. I like avocados.

                                                              When I lived near San Diego, my brother worked for an avocado packing plant (Colavo?). He would bring home a BOX of overripe avocados that were too far gone to go to market. We had to eat them NOW!

                                                            • smh@slrpnk.net
                                                              7 days

                                                              That’s why you add enough bread or saltine crackers to make it thick enough to eat with a spork.

                                                                • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                  7 days

                                                                  Aahh, the old cracker porridge. Fewer lumps than regular porridge.

                                                                • chaogomu@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                  7 days

                                                                  Tomato soup is good, but have you heard the good news of creamy potato soup?

                                                                • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                  7 days

                                                                  Inkove hot food like soup and chili and coffee etc so yes this season is my jam

                                                                  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
                                                                    7 days

                                                                    What is actually soup mode? Like you’re starting to want warmer soupier comfort foods in response to the coolling weather?

                                                                      • OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                        7 days

                                                                        Nah. You liquify yourself into a bowl so now you have no physical body that can get distracted

                                                                        • crandall@lemmy.today
                                                                          7 days

                                                                          No soup for you

                                                                            • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
                                                                              7 days

                                                                              Please, Sir, might I have sum

                                                                                • crandall@lemmy.today
                                                                                  7 days

                                                                                  Come back 1 year

                                                                              • ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish
                                                                                7 days

                                                                                Yes?

                                                                              • john_tech@lemmy.zip
                                                                                7 days

                                                                                Misread shifting as shitting lol

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