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- Almacca@aussie.zoneEnglish2 days
When I’m alone in bed, as an aging fat man, there are definitely naked titties.
Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. And now, I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve.
3 daysSkill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')
- 2 days
yeah i was gonna say ive got some naked titties right here
- 3 days
Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.
- 2 days
On the downside thats awfully depressing.
On the bright side it means I can move my xbox and TV back into my bedroom and start a serious nest.
- 2 days
I don’t like men but I’m willing to do… lots of things to bring back Mr. Kilmister
- 2 days
Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he’s physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he’s just some force ghost that’s always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.
No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it… Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he’s mad he can’t be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.
