There's one right choice

Don’t look.

If you look the train wave collapses.

Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.

There’s a dog that needs petting and that’s my priority.

I start beating my meat

There’s nothing left to do. you’ve already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn’t do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.

Pet da dog. Obviously

I put on my robe and wizard hat

throw the ball for the good boy.

Lick the Lab

Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously

The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley’s front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone’s dead.

I’m so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i’m sure some version of me has already done it better.

Well clearly you already did everything already. And sometimes that’s all you can do…

Ive allready chosen all correct and wrong answers simultaneously so i believe i deserve thank yous and vitriol towards me simultaneously.

You’re welcome and sorry for your loss.

So it goes