That’s some maple covered neighbourly propaganda there eh, we’ll get you spruced up in no time.

You’ll get to know the log jammers waltz whether you like it or not

That’s some crypto scammer ass nominative determinism there

It’s just the responsible thing to do, create panic to use as a smoke screen for all the other shit you’re hiding.

I’m sure there’s corporate jargon for doing this, but professionally

Proactive stakeholder management, perhaps