• MrZweiHander@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2 hours

    I’m not going to mention when I start playing the new Crusader Kings 3 DLC that lets you mess with Catholicism, but there will be signs.

  • niva@discuss.tchncs.de
    7 hours

    “I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman …”

    Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers

    Maybe she is a fan?

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
      10 hours

      I’m just saying, we let the church burn witches to test that theory out and they found out it was wrong and apologized. Why not let this pastor try out her theological theories and then evaluate the results before we rush into a hasty decision.

  • Yaenntz@fedia.io
    19 hours

    Just to be sure everyone gets it, this is a hoax. And it isn’t that funny anymore once you’ve read that the meme is based on a real fact, but it was gender swapped. Classic case of men in power being shitty people™️

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
      2 hours

      So it’s funny when a female pastor blows the men in her church, but it’s not funny when a male pastor does it?

      Sounds kinda homophobic, honestly…

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
      3 hours

      Gender-swapped is not the correct term for this. The actual story was sexual assault(s) performed by a male individual. No mention of sexual assaults in the meme.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
      3 hours

      Guys this wasn’t sexual assualt, those guys that let that man suck thier dicks had to be at least 25 percent homo.

    • Tja@programming.dev
      17 hours

      Why isn’t it that funny when it’s gender swapped? Are the standards somehow double?

      • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        13 hours

        It wassend funny to begin with at best its weird at worsetets its full on sexual assault which it was :/ a guy sexualy assaulting joung boys suing his position of power and there fait to abusr them

  • felsiq@piefed.zipEnglish
    23 hours

    I’m not a fan of sexual relationships started under an imbalanced power dynamic, but given they’re old enough to be called “men”, this is progress for the church and I’m not going to shit on it

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
        3 hours

        Well the fact that the actual story was sexual assault, which is not implied in the meme, yes. If it was consensual and an older man doing it, what’s the problem?

      • melfie@lemmy.zip
        8 hours

        Easy mistake to make in a dark confession booth, I’m guessing.

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭ @lemmy.ml
        12 hours

        hey, as long as everyone is of age and consents, idc how many cocks were sucked

        edit: after re-reading it appears i may have missed a few details in my hurried reading that lead to the conclusion that the consent was questionable. sorry about that.

      • felsiq@piefed.zipEnglish
        12 hours

        Assuming that’s the only thing that changed, nope I feel the same way about it. Still problematic, but still less problematic than a lotta the other shit churches get up to lol.

      • Im_old@lemmy.worldEnglish
        17 hours

        you have to pretend you’re walking on a tightrope across a canyon: the trick is to not look down

    • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22 hours

      Yeah when it comes to the church and sex scandals, I’ll take any “wins” we can get.

  • molten@lemmy.world
    20 hours

    Ooh so close! What you’re actually sucking out isn’t demons but semens.

    D for effort though!