Ban all cell phone chargers except for human-powered generators. If you want to use a cell phone, you have to work for it by generating the power with your muscles.

Home / office hamster wheels, treadmills, etc - these would be the only things with a phone charger cable under my brilliant plan.

It’s time for our regularly scheduled ragebait distraction murder trial! Whose side will you enter the argument for this time?

This helmet would be even funnier if it was a full face one with the enlarged print of the guy’s head + face